Twitaceous Era 25: A Thing That Cannot Possibly End Well

This week on my Twitter feed is mainly about me telling you where slightly famous people are, or were a couple of minutes ago.

Obviously, Norman's idea of being ambitious with flavours involves vanilla #GBBO
8:38 PM - 27 Aug 2014

"STAY AWAY FROM ME YOU BLACK WIDOW!" Every contestant next week, any time Diana comes within ten feet of them. #GBBO
9:03 PM - 27 Aug 2014

Sleb Spot: Harry Lloyd being instantly recognised by Italian tourists as he went into Pret, despite scruffy "disguise."
7:33 PM - 28 Aug 2014

When Kylie's "Never Too Late" is the pre-show music you start to wonder if they have a target audience in mind.
RETWEET 1
7:58 PM - 28 Aug 2014

NO NEED TO SHOUT, DEAR! #intervaltweets
9:01 PM - 28 Aug 2014

Bump Spot: Claire Sweeney, approx. 15 months pregnant, Arts Theatre.
9:06 PM - 28 Aug 2014

Adric Spot: Matthew Waterhouse on Blackfriars Road. No evidence of any cybermen.
7:02 PM - 29 Aug 2014

Theatrical Spot: Greg Hicks at Southwark Playhouse.
7:46 PM - 29 Aug 2014

I have just met @josh_sey, thus confirming that he actually exists. Told him I look forward to slating his work in future reviews.
7:28 PM - 30 Aug 2014

Basically what I'm saying is I'm very good at meeting new people. Not awkward at all.
7:29 PM - 30 Aug 2014

@Weez Falstaff never publicly announced that seeing Nicole Kidman's vajayjay gave him an erection.
10:10 AM - 1 Sep 2014

This strikes me as A Thing That Cannot Possibly End Well http://wos.im/1pDQVvT
2:32 PM - 2 Sep 2014

The August lull must be over: Here goes 14 shows in 12 days #dametheatre
7:00 PM - 2 Sep 2014