This week on my Twitter feed I have my first trip of the year to Stratford-upon-Avon, and I keep booking ahead for more theatre - try to act surprised.
Today my iPod really likes Queen. The band, not the monarch. Though it did also play HM Elizabeth II's calypso cover of "My Neck, My Back."
6:26 PM - 30 Jan 13
Oh Thorburn. With your breeches. #intervaltweets
8:50 PM - 31 Jan 13
A spam email, AND the phrase "the most unique" in the subject line. Basically it's as bad as genocide.
2:43 PM - 1 Feb 13