Twitaceous Era 27: A Bond villain's staff meeting

This week on my Twitter feed is another theatre-heavy one, with lots of show announcements and me running around town trying to get from one show to the next...

I'd have preferred a completely new production but glad to see Rupert Goold's not ruling out Shakespeare at the Almeida.
10:49 AM - 10 Sep 2014

Charing Cross pic.twitter.com/oQGMzs3uVa
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3:06 PM - 10 Sep 2014

Beardy-without-the-beard Spot: Andy Rush at St James Theatre.
7:01 PM - 10 Sep 2014

@Weez Rupert Young was also there but I didn't tweet his location for obvious reasons.
9:12 AM - 11 Sep 2014

Coveney thinks the RSC doing Salesman is a ripoff of the Open Air doing Crucible 4 years ago, because of course he does.
3:19 PM - 11 Sep 2014

Max Irons rugby-tackled a shoplifter? Well I guess he's had practice fending off his dad's advances.
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6:29 PM - 11 Sep 2014

In other news, I'm not sure I see the logic of casting Andy Apollo in something then making him wear a ton of clothes.
10:27 PM - 11 Sep 2014

What's the deal with everyone reviving shows from 4 years ago? First Goold's Merchant, now Tiger Country at Hampstead.
11:01 AM - 12 Sep 2014

Vaguely remember dreaming about changing a light bulb. I hope my subconscious gave it a good punchline.
9:54 AM - 13 Sep 2014

1st show of the day was longer than expected but managed to get Sarf of the river, have a coffee & scribble review in time for the 2nd.
7:22 PM - 13 Sep 2014

1st show of the day was longer than expected but managed to get Sarf of the river, have a coffee & scribble review in time for the 2nd.
7:22 PM - 13 Sep 2014

Dear bus countdown, DO YOU EVEN FUCKING KNOW WHICH DIRECTION TIME MOVES IN?
12:41 PM - 14 Sep 2014

Is phone cord strangulation a bona fide 2014 meme yet?
9:50 PM - 15 Sep 2014

Mike Bartlett's Bull coming to the Young Vic in January. Looking forward to it, but it's not as satisfying to say as "Mike Bartlett's Cock."
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11:35 AM - 16 Sep 2014

Harry Melling's peddling coming to the Arcola in March - what with Sweeney Todd it's a good day for show announcements!
12:18 PM - 16 Sep 2014

That's some people sitting around a table. The world's dullest fairground ride or a Bond villain's staff meeting? pic.twitter.com/FzksDeNmLX
3:04 PM - 16 Sep 2014

I didn't see anyone dropped to their death for disagreeing with the master plan, but that doesn't mean it didn't happen.
3:05 PM - 16 Sep 2014