This week on my Twitter feed, booking theatre tickets gets tricky.
"Ohmygod a banjo!" says the girl sitting behind me. And it wasn't even @Weez #intervaltweets
9:08 PM - 3 Oct 13
Today's Evil Corporate lunch was venison medallions. THAT'S BAMBI BURGERS TO YOU! #Itoldyouitwasevil
2:54 PM - 4 Oct 13
This week since our manager quit has been our most efficient ever. Do try to look surprised.
5:49 PM - 4 Oct 13