This week on my Twitter feed, I do what may be my best-ever joke, and nobody notices.
Tsk, don't put Maggie Smith on the front page and get me excited whatsonstage, then it turns out she's not returning to the stage after all.
11:17 AM - 4 Jun 2014
Although obviously a Smith/Jennings film of The Lady In The Van is far from bad news.
11:18 AM - 4 Jun 2014
@Weez @emslj @Sian_Estelle My main memory of the Famous Five was that Dick was too stupid to know HIS OWN NAME was short for Richard.
1:03 PM - 4 Jun 2014
Ah, so we *are* getting some cast crossover chez @The_Globe this year. Given the #sexyPompey situation, this is all to the good.
1:06 PM - 4 Jun 2014
Wonder if the Bean/Piper/Chris play's gone tits up; you'd think they'd have announced it by now, still nothing at the Lyttelton in July/Aug.
3:15 PM - 4 Jun 2014
I'm well good at talent-spotting, me: 2 Big Favourites Round These Parts are in Screen's Stars of Tomorrow this year http://www.screendaily.com/news/screen-unveils-2014-uk-stars-of-tomorrow/5072576.article?blocktitle=LATEST-FILM-NEWS&contentID=40562#.U5A98fv0a-k.twitter
10:56 AM - 5 Jun 2014
SHUSH EVERYONE, KEV'S ABOUT TO DO ACTING!
6:58 PM - 5 Jun 2014
Well he's definitely doing Big Acting, but at least he's not gone Full Pacino yet #intervaltweets
7:58 PM - 5 Jun 2014
(NB: Big American Acting is measured on the Hoo-Ah Scale.)
8:00 PM - 5 Jun 2014
Idea for a play: Hamlet, Prince of Darkness. "Alas, poor Yorick. I ate him, Horatio."
8:57 AM - 6 Jun 2014
I thought I'd entered a parallel universe where the groundling queue didn't have anyone I knew in it, but it's OK, @RobbieHand was there.
6:47 PM - 6 Jun 2014
Taking my sister to the In The Heights matinee. If she doesn't like it, we're not related any more.
1:41 PM - 7 Jun 2014
Think I might have managed to get sunstroke from the three minutes of sun there was today :(
9:34 PM - 7 Jun 2014
Just seen someone look baffled and slightly afraid at the sight of a traverse stage. WHERE TO SIT???
7:23 PM - 8 Jun 2014
@emslj don't end a tweet with "wow" if you're not going to do it right. So Zodiac. Many acting. Such director. Wow.
10:48 PM - 8 Jun 2014
Kirsty Bushell in the RSC White Devil!
12:09 PM - 9 Jun 2014
It just looks wrong without the big black cock hanging out of the flies. pic.twitter.com/Jtp6UMMZr9
2:50 PM - 10 Jun 2014
I think by this point we can safely assume Polly Stenham is into watersports, yes? #straightthroughnointervaltweets
9:42 PM - 10 Jun 2014
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