Twitaceous Era 7: You guys enjoy Dick

This week on my Twitter feed I'm all about sharing second-hand theatre news, like a Netto Baz.

Anna Carteret, Paul Chahidi, Ferdy Roberts in Shakespeare in Love, to distract from Tom Bateman's... existence.
10:37 AM - 23 Apr 2014

It does seem harsh to surround him with a cast like that when the furniture will out-charisma him anyway.
10:38 AM - 23 Apr 2014

I have received a communication from the Doge #suchmask #soVenice #wow
11:26 AM - 23 Apr 2014

Right, who wants to see The Play That Goes Wrong again? Admittedly, it won't be quite the same at the Duchess...
10:35 AM - 24 Apr 2014

OK, I think I can safely say this isn't a content warning I've seen before: "Note: The Testament of Mary contains a live vulture."
3:01 PM - 25 Apr 2014

I don't suppose @OughtToBeClowns will be that interested in James Musgrave being cast in Donkey Heart at the Old Red Lion.
3:09 PM - 25 Apr 2014

OH GOD IT'S LIKE SHE'S A BLACK HOLE WHERE ALL THE ENERGY IN THE ROOM GOES TO DIE #straightthroughnointervaltweets
9:25 PM - 25 Apr 2014

No word on who's writing it, but looks like the Lyric panto's Dick Whittington this year. You guys enjoy Dick, right?
2:02 PM - 26 Apr 2014

Well that was quite an elaborate way to advertise a new development in Deptford.
6:22 PM - 27 Apr 2014

Quarter-page ad for King Charles III in Time Out, even though it's sold out apart from day seats. Another transfer in the works?
3:51 PM - 28 Apr 2014

ZOMG bloke in handcuffs outside Waitrose. Presumably he got caught shoplifting polenta.
6:05 PM - 28 Apr 2014