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Wednesday, 9 April 2014

Twitaceous Era 4: Scottish king shag list

This week on my Twitter feed, more dark mutterings about crashing theatre websites, because we all know that's what gets the followers flooding in.

This church's "DEATH COULD NOT HOLD HIM IN HIS GRAVE!!!" poster is making me think less "Easter," more "vampire apocalypse."
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9:11 AM - 2 Apr 2014

Been watching Bates Motel. So far the maddest thing is there's a girl called Bradley, and NOBODY thinks that's weird.
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5:58 PM - 2 Apr 2014

"naked giant and the beanstalk" #bloghitsoftheweek Pretty sure even MY blog doesn't feature that.
10:21 AM - 3 Apr 2014

Based solely on the poster image, my Scottish king shag list goes James II, James I, James III http://www.nationaltheatre.org.uk/series/the-james-plays
1:04 PM - 3 Apr 2014

Sleb Spot: Jenny Eclair at the Royal Court. Looking less Su Pollard-y than of late, maybe someone had a word.
6:56 PM - 3 Apr 2014

Martin Freeman's Richard III limp will turn out to be psychosomatic.
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7:48 AM - 4 Apr 2014

Sometimes a late lunch means the canteen staff get generous with the portions. I think I've just eaten my body weight in onion rings.
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2:29 PM - 4 Apr 2014

Jubilee Park's gone all arty pic.twitter.com/lIModQkw9F
4:14 PM - 4 Apr 2014

First of quite a few two-show Saturdays coming up... Including #wellsfest2014 tonight.
1:20 PM - 5 Apr 2014

Christ but Simon Gray fans start queuing early!
3:03 PM - 5 Apr 2014

@michael456789 playwright named after fans' hair colour TRUFAX!
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3:08 PM - 5 Apr 2014

Judging from all of your #15to1 tweets, Sandi didn't even mention the Elgin Marbles. That's the tragedy here.
6:18 PM - 5 Apr 2014

A load of soldiers lying down at my feet isn't the worst way to start a show.
7:26 PM - 6 Apr 2014

The £15 front 3 rows of the stalls weren't on sale for The James Plays, whadda liberty! I had to get *normal* Travelex seats *glares*.
8:44 AM - 7 Apr 2014

I know Eve Best is amazing, but if she and Phil Daniels don't get some co-stars soon they're going to have to play all the parts.
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11:03 AM - 7 Apr 2014

I'm not saying that would be a bad thing.
11:04 AM - 7 Apr 2014

@RhianBWatts Harrumble! Although now I've got Eve Best playing all the parts in my head, I want that to happen instead.
11:07 AM - 7 Apr 2014

@Barcles RT @_gabriellasf Sam Crane klaxon: https://twitter.com/HeadlongTheatre/status/453124347213803520
12:51 PM - 7 Apr 2014

Tonight's show (a) is 80 minutes straight through and (b) stars Michelle Gayle. I think we can agree I know how to start the week right.
2:57 PM - 7 Apr 2014

Baron's Court pic.twitter.com/nqzVS1EBt9
4:45 PM - 7 Apr 2014

My theory that it always rains in Kilburn continues to go unchallenged.
7:03 PM - 7 Apr 2014

MAKE YOUR MIND UP WHETHER TICKETS ARE ON-SALE OR NOT, @oldvictheatre!
10:07 AM - 8 Apr 2014

Oh, now I'm in a queue, at least that's something...
10:11 AM - 8 Apr 2014

@DrMaplewood @oldvictheatre I just went through the online queue only to STILL get "not currently on sale" at the end of it!
10:23 AM - 8 Apr 2014

It's not even like @oldvictheatre website is crashing; after getting through the queue every performance of every show is "not yet on sale."
10:51 AM - 8 Apr 2014

That animated Pajama Game poster is basically the "Shovin' Buddies" ident from Family Guy.
3:14 PM - 8 Apr 2014

@Weez I think we've long since established the words "normal" and "actors" don't belong in a sentence together.
5:33 PM - 8 Apr 2014

Paloma Faith calls Miley Cyrus' antics degrading. "When me and Vera Lynn were youngsters we didn't need to do all that twerking!"
6:15 PM - 8 Apr 2014

Robert Lindsay paused for applause when he entered. It didn't come. Worth the ticket price just for that #intervaltweets
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8:52 PM - 8 Apr 2014

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