Dick Twittington 46: Moderately funny

This week on my Twitter feed, my internal calendar is all confused at going to Shakespeare's Globe in the winter.

Ray Cooney's still working? RAY COONEY'S STILL ALIVE?
12:14 PM - 22 Jan 2014

"81-year-old directs farce he wrote decades ago" suggests just the kind of radical theatre I expect from the Menier http://shar.es/UYGjd
12:17 PM - 22 Jan 2014

There is NO earthly reason I should have Madonna's "Dear Jessie" stuck in my head. And yet...
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2:55 PM - 22 Jan 2014

"i push people over sometimes" #blogitsoftheweek
3:48 PM - 22 Jan 2014

"mark umbers naked penis" - I see @OughtToBeClowns has been on Google again #bloghitsoftheweek
3:49 PM - 22 Jan 2014

Sleb Spot: Ian Hart, Waterloo underground. Wearing a hat. WITH VOLDEMORT'S FACE IN IT!
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6:55 PM - 22 Jan 2014

Also, reasons to love my phone: It autocompleted Voldemort.
6:56 PM - 22 Jan 2014

It's good to see the National is responding to the desperate lack of Ayckbourn in London's theatres *cough*
12:22 PM - 23 Jan 2014

Warren Street http://twitpic.com/dt594l
5:47 PM - 23 Jan 2014

I'M AT THE GLOBE BUT IT'S JANUARY DOES NOT COMPUTE DOES NOT COMPUTE
7:02 PM - 23 Jan 2014

Has Waldmann finally found a haircut that disguises his odd-shaped head? Maybe he can ditch the grubby hat now! #intervaltweets
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9:02 PM - 23 Jan 2014

I guess I've had a @merseytart themed week: First Tovey, then a Bond girl.
11:34 AM - 24 Jan 2014

I hope they both manage to keep their clothes on this time http://shar.es/UxAaj
11:50 AM - 24 Jan 2014

A phone call came in from "D Quinn." I immediately assumed it stood for Doctor Quinn, Medicine Woman.
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12:20 PM - 24 Jan 2014

Thanks, I'd been looking for a metaphor for how bored I am this afternoon RT @AttitudeMag Adele working with Phil Collins on new album
5:21 PM - 24 Jan 2014

It's nice that Nolan still wears his confirmation sailor suit sometimes #reveeeeeeeeenge
12:34 PM - 26 Jan 2014

That actor I fancy's still doing box office, I see. Someone give him an acting job! A clothing optional one, for preference.
7:11 PM - 26 Jan 2014

If Ellen Terry were alive today she'd be writing Shakespeare fanfic on Tumblr #straightthroughnointervaltweets
9:03 PM - 26 Jan 2014

This ScarJo Sodastream story is really shocking. SODASTREAM STILL EXISTS?!
12:46 PM - 27 Jan 2014

If you need to qualify your anecdote with "it was moderately funny to me at the time," it's probably not really worth telling.
2:57 PM - 27 Jan 2014

Kristin Davis will be in the Fatal Attraction stage show. Presumably as the rabbit?
11:10 AM - 28 Jan 2014

I did wonder if The Audience would have nixed this, but it always seemed a good candidate for a transfer http://shar.es/UFnlu
11:32 AM - 28 Jan 2014

And now you too can be strangely aroused by Neet Mohan dressed as Nancy Reagan.
11:35 AM - 28 Jan 2014

I thought LAMDA shows used to be free? Still, a tenner's not bad for a Tom Wells - I've booked Kitchen Sink for the 5th of April.
1:25 PM - 28 Jan 2014

@ScottChambers91 Still, well worth seeing The Kitchen Sink if you haven't before.
1:41 PM - 28 Jan 2014

Risking the Arcola again. If I see so much as a green sock I'mma cut a bitch.
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7:17 PM - 28 Jan 2014