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At risk of self-parody but I don't fancy anyone in the Swan's summer ensemble and now I don't know what to think http://www.rsc.org.uk/whats-on/the-roaring-girl/cast.aspx
3:25 PM - 29 Jan 2014
Damn, I can't make this. Still, Tom Wells klaxon: http://www.arcolatheatre.com/events/outbox-snapshots
RETWEET 1 FAVORITE 1
4:48 PM - 29 Jan 2014
I mean.... *technically* I could rush across London after King Lear...
4:49 PM - 29 Jan 2014
@OughtToBeClowns "My number one favourite lesbian." I've got 3.5 hours of Lear that day and my mouse is still hovering over Buy Tickets.
4:59 PM - 29 Jan 2014
@merrychrissmyth @OughtToBeClowns it's not so much a klaxon as the sound of Ryan Sampson saying "Ur nuuuuur!"
5:01 PM - 29 Jan 2014
WANT! But it's not cheap :( http://www.grimm-tales.co.uk/
11:20 AM - 30 Jan 2014
Oh Damien Molony and your wild post-show Q&A hair.
9:40 PM - 30 Jan 2014
Rutherford gets naked, Molony lies at my feet with his legs wide open, it's not been the worst day all things told.
10:18 PM - 30 Jan 2014
@merseytart Molony was clothed, sadly - not all Being Human alumni are as frisky onstage as Tovey.
10:25 PM - 30 Jan 2014
.@Weez & I got told off for talking during the pre-show singalong, 15 minutes before the start of the actual show #rebels
3:26 PM - 1 Feb 2014
I don't know who coined the phrase Memorable Actor Matthew Cottle, but I'm stealing it.
6:02 PM - 1 Feb 2014
Stan, you're not helping me with my typing as much as you think you are. http://twitpic.com/du6wpn
12:33 PM - 2 Feb 2014
Theatrical Spot: SRB lighting a fag on The Cut.
9:31 AM - 3 Feb 2014
Just so you know, I can be open-minded about the Back To The Future musical, but Ray Quim as Marty would be pushing my goodwill too far.
11:47 AM - 3 Feb 2014
I like how everyone else in #Musketeers does ALL THE ACTING to balance out Luke Pasqualino doing none of it.
7:49 PM - 3 Feb 2014
The RSC are taking a risk staging Love's Labour's Won. What if they accidentally summon alien witch creatures?
11:06 AM - 4 Feb 2014
@Weez @RhianBWatts I like that fanwank is now official RSC artistic policy. Next: Hal/Hotspur bumsex.
11:14 AM - 4 Feb 2014
How did Crow get the weather to turn to shit just in time for the tube strike? #whaddacunt
10:28 PM - 4 Feb 2014