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Wednesday 14 January 2015

Twitaceous Era 44: A failed experiment

This week on my Twitter feed, one of my tweets ends up in Metro. But nobody notices. Because it's Metro.

This summer's Swansemble: http://wos.im/1woL5gD
11:17 AM - 7 Jan 2015

I look forward to seeing them try to pull off "complex Machiavellian protagonist" rather than "jaw-droppingly offensive Jewish stereotype."
11:19 AM - 7 Jan 2015

"Pop stars are awful," says awful pop star. http://www.gigwise.com/news/97123/sam-smith-slams-awful-pop-stars-in-chaka-khan-v-magazine-interview#.VK0w_ZERhWg.twitter
1:13 PM - 7 Jan 2015
"I'M EVER SO 'UMBLE!" *immediately namedrops Mary J Blige*
1:14 PM - 7 Jan 2015

I'd say "why did nobody tell me I was in Metro?" but that would require someone to actually read Metro http://metro.co.uk/2014/12/31/37-people-who-cant-believe-james-corden-got-an-obe-5005181/
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3:00 PM - 7 Jan 2015

The bloke at the next table has a look of Swainsbury about him so I'm all afluster.
6:50 PM - 8 Jan 2015

Useful information on a shoebox. https://twitter.com/nick730/status/553539836553220098/photo/1
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1:12 PM - 9 Jan 2015
@merseytart I mean, are they packed by weight? I was hoping they'd go with one left and one right, but maybe I'm old-fashioned.
1:27 PM - 9 Jan 2015

Directors! Cutting lines from Shakespeare is perfectly legal. When it's Romeo & Juliet, it should be downright compulsory.
11:08 PM - 9 Jan 201
"Ooh let me eavesdrop on my son mooning over some girl." WHO CARES HE'S GOING TO REPLACE HER TOMORROW WITH ONE WHO FANCIES HIM BACK.
11:10 PM - 9 Jan 2015
 
"I'll just describe the Apothecary's shop in some detail." DOES HE SELL POISON? YES? GOOD, MOVE ON.
11:12 PM - 9 Jan 2015

The best thing about The Zeppo may be all the people who, 15 years on, still don't get the joke. #buffy
2:57 PM - 10 Jan 2015
So @LyricHammer's answer to people who saw #SecretTheatre from the start & want to see Show 6 is "fuck you, buy tickets to them all again"?
12:20 PM - 12 Jan 2015
@MrStevieWebb @LyricHammer "Tickets for Show 6 are only available as part of the MULTIBUY OFFER to see all seven Secret Theatre shows"
12:41 PM - 12 Jan 2015
 
@MrStevieWebb @LyricHammer ta. With my schedule I probably couldn't make it anyway, but it's the principle.
12:46 PM - 12 Jan 2015
 
Has Nolan come dressed as the Eighth Doctor? #reveeeeenge
9:05 AM - 13 Jan 2015
 
Just saw someone use a selfie stick in the wild for the first time. I have no choice but to declare human civilization a failed experiment.
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1:51 PM - 13 Jan 2015
 
This office is far too testosteroney for my liking. I think what they're doing right now might be "banter" *hyperventilates*
2:49 PM - 13 Jan 2015
 
You wouldn't think turning something into a musical would make it LESS bonkers. And yet... #intervaltweets
8:43 PM - 13 Jan 2015

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