This bus driver looks like Bob from Twin Peaks. It's a disconcerting start to the day, I won't lie #damnfinecoffee
8:53 AM - 9 May 2014
The Gays: Before you get excited about Gary Lucy in The Full Monty, remember: It's backlit, you won't actually see anything.
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10:29 AM - 9 May 2014
Don't mind me, I'll be in my bunk, thinking about Ben Foster playing Stanley in A Streetcar Named Scully.
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10:47 AM - 9 May 2014
Apparently The Shed's not called The Shed any more? If the National don't think of a new name soon I'll just call it Keith.
3:16 PM - 9 May 2014
There's basically a Viking ushering at the Globe. I approve.
7:28 PM - 9 May 2014
Ugh, there's a UKIP van outside the RSC. It's like a "best & worst of Britain" tableau.
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12:44 PM - 10 May 2014
I think I can see why the writer didn't bother putting his name to that #straightthroughnointervaltweets
3:19 PM - 10 May 2014
The RSC will stage "all 36 plays" over 6 years. Which of the 37 plays they publish in the Official RSC Shakespeare are they skipping?
3:34 PM - 10 May 2014
My money's on Pericles. Obviously Kinsmen's getting skipped, they don't even publish that one.
3:35 PM - 10 May 2014
If this train arrives on time I shouldn't miss *too* much #Eurovision
7:12 PM - 10 May 2014
Phew, home in time for the best bit. Hang on, it's #Eurovision, there's no best bit :(
8:13 PM - 10 May 2014
I could do with a Ukrainian hamster man of my own. I'D INVADE HIS DISPUTED TERRITORY ETC #Eurovision
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8:17 PM - 10 May 2014
"It's a miracle! We somehow make a living as singers!" #Eurovision #Romania
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8:36 PM - 10 May 2014
"I know I'm no Patrick Swayze." Frankly you should be pleased about that, given he's dead. #Eurovision #Belarus
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8:19 PM - 10 May 2014
"IT'S NOT UNBELIEVABLY ANNOYING, HONEST!" I'm unconvinced, Graham. #Eurovision #iceland
8:27 PM - 10 May 2014
"It's a miracle! We somehow make a living as singers!" #Eurovision #Romania
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8:36 PM - 10 May 2014
It's OK, it was wrist-slashingly boring, but now it's wrist-slashingly boring ON ICE! #Eurovision #Montenegro
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8:43 PM - 10 May 2014
I inexplicably need to drink some milk now #Eurovision #Poland
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8:48 PM - 10 May 2014
Ironically, I'm not Rising Up as much as I was at last year's Greek entry #Eurovision #Greece
8:51 PM - 10 May 2014
Nice to see Barry Gibb going it alone #Eurovision #Austria
8:55 PM - 10 May 2014
@givesyouHel The Phoenixes Are ForevAAAAAr, there, that's how it should go.
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8:57 PM - 10 May 2014
Did he say her name was Senna? 'Cause as it happens I *am* thinking of the word "shit." #Eurovision #Sweden
9:07 PM - 10 May 2014
"Shine into my darkness." Is this a song about a gynaecological exam? #Eurovision #Russia
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9:14 PM - 10 May 2014
Own up, who told #Slovenia it was "dress as your favourite Quality Street?" #Eurovision
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9:22 PM - 10 May 2014
"Tonight I'm gonna eat you up." "I'm dirty." FANFIC INSTANTLY EXISTS! #Eurovision #Switzerland
9:35 PM - 10 May 2014
#Hungary contributing the domestic abuse element to our fun pop evening there #Eurovision
9:39 PM - 10 May 2014
"There's some UK interest here!" There's some UK interest everywhere Graham, we paid for it. #Eurovision
9:41 PM - 10 May 2014
"I'm coming home." Yes, if you could. Go quickly. #Eurovision #Malta
9:43 PM - 10 May 2014
"It's in the vein of Bruno Mars." *punctures own eardrums just in case he's right* #Eurovision #Denmark
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9:44 PM - 10 May 2014
Tapping into that famous European country music market #Eurovision #Netherlands
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9:50 PM - 10 May 2014
Katie Holmes on backing vocals? Those Scientologists really punished her for leaving, didn't they? #Eurovision #UK
9:57 PM - 10 May 2014
Why did we send a 1980s Doctor Who villain to #Eurovision? #UK
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9:59 PM - 10 May 2014
If you're thinking "I don't want this party to end," don't worry, YOU SOON WILL ONCE THE VOTING STARTS! #Eurovision
10:02 PM - 10 May 2014
Why is Ciarán Owens presenting #Eurovision, by the way?
10:02 PM - 10 May 2014
I'm going to go out on a limb and say that *won't* conquer the world, Riverdance-style #Eurovision
10:15 PM - 10 May 2014
This week's Sesame Street was brought to you by the number 12 #Eurovision
10:18 PM - 10 May 2014
"We've got a lot of time to fill now, so here's a shouting Maltese child." #Eurovision
10:20 PM - 10 May 2014
"Would you like to be in Eurovision when you grow up?" "Yeah but I'd be representing Malta so... what's the point?" #Eurovision
10:21 PM - 10 May 2014
"We know all your family Molly. WE KNOW WHERE THEY LIVE!" #Eurovision
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10:33 PM - 10 May 2014
This looks like the end. Can we just pretend it is? #Eurovision
10:41 PM - 10 May 2014
"Who's winning?" "40 regional TV presenters are about to big up their parts. We all lose." #Eurovision
10:44 PM - 10 May 2014
Are you legal, San Marino? If so, o hai! #Eurovision
10:49 PM - 10 May 2014
Say hi from me to your girlfriend, Barbie #Eurovision
10:54 PM - 10 May 2014
Aw, Latvia's wearing his dad's hockey shirt #Eurovision
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10:58 PM - 10 May 2014
I'm always disappointed when Iceland's results aren't read out by Kerry Katona #Eurovision
11:01 PM - 10 May 2014
Go Drag Jesus! #Eurovision
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11:24 PM - 10 May 2014
@merseytart Conchita for next Bond Girl!
11:34 PM - 10 May 2014
I only have one question, German speakers: What kind of sausage is a Conchitawurst? #Eurovision
11:37 PM - 10 May 2014
And now the customary "grab a flyer and try to remember what the hell I'm seeing tonight" moment #microcosm #apparently
6:53 PM - 11 May 2014
Ooh! Katy Stephens as Calpurnia, Luke Thompson as Mark Antony, Tom KcKay as Brutus. Julius Caesar at the Globe sounding a bit more bearable!
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1:22 PM - 12 May 2014
This is coming back at Christmas, if you didn't see it you should: http://partially-obstructed-view.blogspot.com/2014/02/theatre-review-knight-of-burning-pestle.html
2:45 PM - 12 May 2014
Starting to think Tom Wells is actually the one stalking me. (The Beardy hat's back, FYI)
7:05 PM - 12 May 2014
The things I'll sit through to stare at attractive men. Beckett's a new low though #intervaltweets
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9:08 PM - 12 May 2014
Moorgate pic.twitter.com/dhpkkfoCUX
2:41 PM - 13 May 2014
I selflessly volunteer to find out if Alex Large is accurately named #intervaltweets
8:42 PM - 13 May 2014
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