Twitaceous Era 10: She's not some Jezebel

This week on my Twitter feed is mostly about me stalking celebrities. Actually I'm pretty sure it's them stalking me.

Finished watching Breaking Bad. Walter White is basically Evil MacGyver, isn't he?
5:16 PM - 15 May 2014

Well I don't remember taking a whole load of drugs tonight but apparently I must have done #intervaltweets
9:00 PM - 15 May 2014

If Jeeves and Wooster is closing in September, does that make the timing right for American Psycho to go to the Duke of York's?
4:01 PM - 16 May 2014

Then Matt Smith could return triumphant to the scene of his Astonishing Piss de Théâtre.
4:02 PM - 16 May 2014

Hey, a nun! In sandals, which seems somehow wrong. I like my nuns in a brogue. At least her toenails aren't painted, she's not some Jezebel.
10:02 PM - 16 May 2014

Good job @Barcles isn't terribly jealous of how often I sleb spot Luke Norris. Especially since he was wearing shorts today.
7:00 PM - 18 May 2014

@OughtToBeClowns @Barcles knee-length, don't get your blood pressure up.
7:23 PM - 18 May 2014

Sleb Spotting a History Boy isn't a bad start to the week: Sacha Dhawan on Blackfriars Road.
9:30 AM - 19 May 2014

I'm pretty sure Coveney is trying to use the word "enjoyable" as a pejorative in his Wolf Hall review.
10:28 AM - 19 May 2014

Theatrical Spot: David Hare on The Cut.
6:38 PM - 19 May 2014

More arousing Theatrical Spot: Eddie Redmayne on The Cut.
6:45 PM - 19 May 2014

Theatrical Spot: Cynthia Erivo watching In The Heights.
9:37 PM - 19 May 2014

"When it comes down to it man, someone could steal that baby's identity." #overheardinthatlondon
10:59 PM - 19 May 2014

"Join Angelina Jolie and William Hague at a global summit." That's a combination of names I will never get used to.
9:50 AM - 20 May 2014

"She's a global superstar! He's... some sort of bald Tory Yorkshireman thing. Together, they FITE CRIME!"
9:51 AM - 20 May 2014

@nick00031 we're so different. I usually feel I should apologise when I HAVE been tweeting.
10:10 PM - 20 May 2014