This week on my Twitter feed: Another anniversary, this time marked by a pornographic flower.
Coming back to my desk after a sunny lunch break is NOT made any easier now we're in a windowless room.
3:03 PM - 12 Mar 2014
Theatrical Spot: Nick Hendrix (clothed) in Notting Hill.
7:04 PM - 12 Mar 2014
Right, who left Audrey II's vagina in the middle of Canary Wharf? http://twitpic.com/dy71j5
3:01 PM - 13 Mar 2014
I'm not saying work's been quiet, but I got through 20% of The Goldfinch at my desk today. That's like 3 normal-size books.
6:01 PM - 13 Mar 2014
Theatrical Spot: Rory Kinnear at the Arcola.
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7:41 PM - 13 Mar 2014
The Sleb Spot that'll impress my followers more than any other: CUNK! At the Arcola.
9:12 PM - 13 Mar 2014
And the slebs keep coming: David Hare in the audience (shorts when he laughs) now Liz White's on the Overground.
10:29 PM - 13 Mar 2014
That was "snorts" when he laughs, obviously. I guess autocorrect thought he changed his trousers for the occasion.
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10:31 PM - 13 Mar 2014
Ralph Fiennes to star in Man and Superman at the National. Imagine the GB Shaw fans' outrage when it turns out Ben Affleck's playing Man.
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11:07 AM - 14 Mar 2014
The Twenty Twelve sequel starts on Wednesday. No Colman, but added Sosanya, Parish and Skinner. http://www.radiotimes.com/episode/ctpgz2/w1a--series-1---episode-1#.UyLjXO2aZEA.twitter
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1:25 PM - 14 Mar 2014
Damn, I should have put money on Harry McEntire being cast in Debris at Southwark. It does say it's about disturbed teenagers, after all.
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1:37 PM - 14 Mar 2014
Waiting for Vanessa outside a pub called The Famous Cock. Seems appropriate.
6:53 PM - 14 Mar 2014
My phone's so middle class, it tried to autocorrect "waiting" to "Waitrose."
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6:55 PM - 14 Mar 2014
Finally started watching Game of Thrones today. It's quite good, I think it might catch on. You heard it here first!
6:31 PM - 15 Mar 2014
I'm not saying BBC3 is only showing Wilfred out of contractual obligation, but the new series is premiering in a quadruple bill at midnight.
9:47 PM - 16 Mar 2014
The Full Monty closing 3 months early. See, if you promise a West End audience cock, you either deliver or you get out.
11:15 AM - 17 Mar 2014
I've been talking shit on Twitter for 5 years today. I've been talking shit in general for slightly longer than that.
2:46 PM - 18 Mar 2014
Finished S1 of Game of Thrones. Funny how all the characters t'internet is most obsessed with have about 10 mins' screen time between them.
7:07 PM - 18 Mar 2014
Tomorrow: Start Damages S4. But now back to theatreing and double Shed trouble.
7:10 PM - 18 Mar 2014
Let's see if Olwen Fouere can stay awake for a whole show this time.It's a monologue, if she dozes off this time I'm sure people will notice
7:13 PM - 18 Mar 2014
I get annoyed when I can't instantly tell which Treadaway I've sleb spotted. It's like my theatre nerd credentials are in question.
7:29 PM - 18 Mar 2014
(I got a second look though so now pretty sure it's Luke.)
7:29 PM - 18 Mar 2014
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