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Wednesday, 5 March 2014

Dick Twittington 51: Hot desking

This week on my Twitter feed is dominated by my libido, which I'm sure is a big change etc etc.

Sleb Spot: Martha Plimpton on The Cut.
9:25 AM - 26 Feb 2014

Congrats @stewartwpringle - Stewart Pringle appointed artistic director of Old Red Lion http://shar.es/FAmDZ
11:32 AM - 26 Feb 2014

This fire alarm is all very well as long as it's cutting into my work time and doesn't steal my lunch break #priorities
1:40 PM - 26 Feb 2014

I know Secret Theatre said they'd be giving more clues in future, but the title and subject matter seem... quite major ones.
7:25 PM - 26 Feb 2014

Today's Hot Boy In A Suit sitting opposite me has a look of @michaelarden about him, I don't know how I'm supposed to get any work done.
2:46 PM - 27 Feb 2014

Still, I do like how my company seems to take the phrase "hot desking" so literally.
2:47 PM - 27 Feb 2014

The Globe's hiring of actors I fancy in front-of-house jobs continues unabated, I see.
6:59 PM - 27 Feb 2014

This burning pestle's got a lot to live up to, especially at three hours.
7:13 PM - 27 Feb 2014

Mrs Doyle hasn't made me a cup of tea, but she has offered me a grape #intervaltweets
9:12 PM - 27 Feb 2014

The universe continues to taunt me with nice things I can't have: Casual Friday, the Hot Boys In Suits are Hot Boys In Tight White T-shirts.
1:29 PM - 28 Feb 2014

Someone I last saw in 1996 basically just resumed a conversation with me as if 18 years hadn't intervened.
7:17 PM - 28 Feb 2014

Given element of surprise and ageing brain cells, it's not TOO bad I needed reminding who on earth she was, is it?
7:20 PM - 28 Feb 2014

Anyway, apparently Chris Dunkley's year at Uni approve of my impartiality when reviewing his shows, so that's an endorsement.
7:27 PM - 28 Feb 2014

Spotting Gunnar Cauthery then Chris Morris in the same Sainsbury's can have a see-sawing effect on a man's libido, let me tell you.
12:45 PM - 1 Mar 2014

That French woman: "The Graysons are hiding something!" The rest of the world: "Well, DUH!" #reveeeeeeenge
2:49 PM - 1 Mar 2014

Tickets are on sale for the Rupert Goold / Gemma Arterton Made in Dagenham musical, innit.
10:47 AM - 3 Mar 2014

OK, who wants to come to this with me? Previews are £20, check out the cast... http://www.venicepreservd.co.uk/
RETWEET 1
5:10 PM - 3 Mar 2014

@Weez Ferdinand Kingsley, Dwayne Walcott, Ashley Zanghaza, Pirate Jessie Buckley.
5:20 PM - 3 Mar 2014

Theatrical Spot: Natalie Casey watching A-Z of Mrs P.
9:16 PM - 3 Mar 2014

The Michael Arden-ish looking guy is talking finance down the phone. HAVE I EVER BEEN MORE AROUSED?
10:22 AM - 4 Mar 2014

Hard to shake the feeling that was PROFOUNDLY racist towards whites #straightthroughnointervaltweets
9:20 PM - 4 Mar 2014

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