Dick Twittington 49: Dumbed down for the likes of you

This week on my Twitter feed, the words "rail replacement bus service" haunt my nightmares.

JULIE ATHERTON KLAXON http://shar.es/Q8YnU
10:57 AM - 12 Feb 2014

Dolly's new album cover was designed by Billy from The Kitchen Sink. http://twitpic.com/dvaunf
3:47 PM - 12 Feb 2014

What I'm most looking forward to about Mr Burns: Finding out why it's called Mr Burns if it's about a Sideshow Bob episode.
1:27 PM - 13 Feb 2014

My boss hasn't stopped yawning all day. If I slip into a coma, let it be noted that it's not my fault.
4:34 PM - 13 Feb 2014

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Oh wait, roses come in various colours
Disregard.
9:57 AM - 14 Feb 2014

Roses may or may not be red
Violets are violet
As half my timeline has pointed out to me
Kthxbai
10:10 AM - 14 Feb 2014

Skylight tickets have gone on sale http://www.delfontmackintosh.co.uk/Tickets/Skylight/Skylight.asp
#BillNighy #BillNighy #BillNighy
RETWEET 1
10:23 AM - 14 Feb 2014

*rail replacement bus service face*
10:10 AM - 15 Feb 2014

...and now a minibus to Stratford #tragicalmysterytour
10:58 AM - 15 Feb 2014

Nice of the RSC to throw in a cock flash only visible from where I'm sitting #intervaltweets
2:44 PM - 15 Feb 2014

I'm side-eyeing the Shakespeare Bookshop for stocking J. Fellowes' "dumbed down for the likes of you" Romeo & Juliet script. *flounces out*
4:55 PM - 15 Feb 2014

The replacement buses worked better than the actual train, which has now failed to materialise *slow handclap*
6:43 PM - 15 Feb 2014

Theatre review: King Lear (National Theatre) http://partially-obstructed-view.blogspot.com/2014/02/theatre-review-king-lear-national.html
RETWEET 1
10:31 AM - 17 Feb 2014

I saw SRB play Edgar in 1994, and Lear in 2014. Will we see Tom Brooke play Lear in 2034?
10:35 AM - 17 Feb 2014

Day off so catching up with Parks & Rec. Cackling at the screen within about a minute.
3:40 PM - 17 Feb 2014

The second act of Superior Donuts had me channeling @Weez and her fight director fangirling.
10:23 PM - 17 Feb 2014

I couldn't work out what the 3rd short Tom Wells play @OughtToBeClowns mentioned in his review was. Then realised I'm seeing it tonight.
4:16 PM - 18 Feb 2014

Theatrical Spot: Sexy Scottish Peter Pan at the Vault.
6:45 PM - 18 Feb 2014

If a play about gay soldiers doesn't grab my interest you KNOW they're doing something wrong.
10:35 PM - 18 Feb 2014