Dick Twittington 41: Fops on the tube

This week on my Twitter feed, bits of a theatre fall down, and programming at another one stops making sense.

Writing my American Psycho review; meanwhile the team at the next bank of desks is getting VERY excited about their new business cards.
10:37 AM - 18 Dec 13

@TootingGareth I wanted to do a #themorethingschange hashtag but the character limit was against me.
11:29 AM - 18 Dec 13

Theatre review: American Psycho http://partially-obstructed-view.blogspot.com/2013/12/theatre-review-american-psycho.html
1 RETWEET
11:54 AM - 18 Dec 13

Bit of a long review that one but then, it's a @rupertgoold show, when ISN'T there stuff to say?
11:55 AM - 18 Dec 13

It shouldn't be this hard to find a black belt. I thought I was going to have to take up karate and win one.
3:09 PM - 18 Dec 13

Couple of fops on the tube glaring at each other as if competing over who looked twattier. I say the bald one with the dangly earrings...
7:18 PM - 18 Dec 13

...because the one with the quiff, spangly nail polish and silk scarf was just trying too hard.
7:19 PM - 18 Dec 13

The tin of Quality Street we got given by a client has been left on my desk. This cannot end well.
11:51 AM - 19 Dec 13

@Weez I'm aiming to fight my way through Hiddleolanus fans at 7pm. See you there? Bring a flamethrower.
1:44 PM - 19 Dec 13

ATTENTION GAYS: Cleo Rocas is currently flogging booze in Waitrose Canada Square.
5 RETWEETS
6:18 PM - 19 Dec 13

Hope nobody was too badly injured in the Apollo balcony collapse.
10:39 PM - 19 Dec 13

But also a bit sick in my mouth in anticipation of Nica Burns using it to justify an extra service charge.
10:40 PM - 19 Dec 13

There's finally a Cute Boy In A Suit on this floor. So obviously we're being moved again.
1:10 PM - 20 Dec 13

Still, it also gets us away from the woman in the white blouse and no bra. I'd do *scales gesture* but that would look wrong in context.
1:11 PM - 20 Dec 13

So...January's gonna be "Nick tries to control himself in close proximity to handsome Being Human stars" month? #tovey #molony #tinytheatres
7:31 PM - 20 Dec 13

@Weez The Body of an American at the Gate. *something about the body of an Irishman*
8:47 PM - 20 Dec 13

God, Kev really has long since stopped trying, hasn't he? #intervaltweets
8:53 PM - 20 Dec 13

"ALL MY FRIENDS ARE HEART SURGEONS!" Well done you. Here's a biscuit. #loudwomanonbus
10:24 PM - 20 Dec 13

The charity shop for deafblind people sells mainly books & CDs. Cruel.
8:07 AM - 23 Dec 13

Congratulations Caledonian Road, first one to get defaced. http://twitpic.com/dpo29r
9:28 AM - 23 Dec 13

This whole Disney Star Cock Pics saga would be so much more interesting if he was, you know. Attractive.
11:24 AM - 23 Dec 13

Get Alistair Griffin's song Only You for free in exchange for one tweet: http://trkurl.com/yS917M  #TFAT
9:41 AM - 24 Dec 13

Stanley and Henry have done battle, and Henry won (the cat's scared of the hoover.)
1 FAVORITE
11:04 AM - 24 Dec 13