Dick Twittington 40: Turned on beyond endurance

This week is a non-stop parade of filth on my Twitter feed.

Catching up with Only Connect. Hywel naming mathematical terms is strangely arousing.
1 FAVORITE
2:58 PM - 11 Dec 13

@bridgetorr I'm genuinely baffled by Twitter wetting its knickers over Kester and not noticing Hywel's existence.
3:11 PM - 11 Dec 13


"He needs to show me more respect innit - I'm his friend's best friend's cousin!" #overheardonthebus
9:33 PM - 12 Dec 13

Inevitably, I've booked for a third #Jump4Goal trip on the 2nd of Jan. This time I'm dragging my sister along.
1 FAVORITE
10:41 AM - 13 Dec 13

It's Festive Jumper Friday at work. I imagine some of my Tweeple would be turned on beyond endurance.
2:53 PM - 13 Dec 13

Bless, a Young Vic usher's actually trying to manage the Maria queue. She's failing miserably of course, but she's trying.
7:31 PM - 13 Dec 13

That's only the second show I've ever seen where the entire cast took their bows naked #straightthroughnointervaltweets
9:24 PM - 13 Dec 13

Brixton http://twitpic.com/dox6wl
3:38 PM - 16 Dec 13

"terrible hand job" #bloghitsoftheweek
11:08 AM - 17 Dec 13

@Weez there was a hand job in The Seagull, don't think I would have described it as terrible though. He seemed to quite like it.
11:12 AM - 17 Dec 13

The staff canteen did Christmas lunch today for the second time in 2 weeks. 'Cause god knows we won't be getting enough of that anytime soon
5:04 PM - 17 Dec 13

It's been a very dull day so I'm well in the mood for a serial-killing Time Lord.
7:18 PM - 17 Dec 13

Theatrical Spots: Waldmann on the tube to Angel, Anastasia Hille on the tube back.
1 RETWEET
11:05 PM - 17 Dec 13