Dick Twittington 38: Invisible trumpet

This week on my Twitter feed, something or other gets The Gaiety all excited. Can't imagine what.

Thought I saw Sam Claflin jogging but it was just some bloke. Good job I didn't shout out "YOU'RE NOT PRETTY ENOUGH TO BE FINNICK!"
9:16 AM - 27 Nov 13


Rargh Expressionism, look at me being an Expressionist, smell my Expressionzzz #intervaltweets
8:41 PM - 27 Nov 13

Just seen police tell off a cyclist for riding on the pavement. Marvellous.
9:25 AM - 28 Nov 13

Time to finally see if @OughtToBeClowns was right about how @andrew_n_conlan will react to Jumpers For Goalposts.
7:18 PM - 28 Nov 13

Dear British companies spamming Twitter with #BlackFriday offers: WE DON'T HAVE THANKSGIVING! HOW CAN WE HAVE THANKSGIVING BOXING DAY?
1:02 PM - 29 Nov 13

According to the Google doodle, Maria Callas' musical talent was the invisible trumpet #notaeuphemism http://twitpic.com/dnbz9c
10:12 AM - 2 Dec 13

I don't want to burst everyone's bubble but do remember, to avoid later disappointment: This still doesn't mean you'll ever get to sex him.
11:01 AM - 2 Dec 13

Who exactly decided that all sweet things had to have salt in them now? Was it the Scottish?
2:48 PM - 2 Dec 13

So the Titus Andronicus revival continues - looks like the Globe is doing it next summer.
5:31 PM - 3 Dec 13