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9:21 AM - 25 Dec 2014
Never felt more middle-aged than while bellowing DO SOMETHING WITH A TUNE! at Christmas Top of the Pops.
2:40 PM - 25 Dec 2014
That was so much better than last year's! Of course, so's rectal surgery #doctorwho
7:17 PM - 25 Dec 2014
OH IS JOHNNY DEPP PLAYING SOME KIND OF WACKY ECCENTRIC WITH A RUBBISH ENGLISH ACCENT IN HIS NEW FILM HOW ORIGINAL
9:58 PM - 26 Dec 2014
Everyone aggressively trolling Melb might be my Christmas TV highlight #bfqoty
11:03 PM - 26 Dec 2014
Unsuccessful search for mango lassi in Waitrose. Think it might be the wrong sort of forrin for them.
1:27 PM - 27 Dec 2014
I've been rewatching all of Buffy from the start. Remember when Marti Noxon was an amazing writer? What happened?
10:09 PM - 27 Dec 2014
Only thing wrong with #GoodOmens: You can't really dramatise footnotes.
12:02 PM - 28 Dec 2014
Imagine chomping crisps all through the show, stopping only to check your phone though #straightthroughnointervaltweets
4:50 PM - 28 Dec 2014
I hope this sudden wave of exhaustion at least means I've been fighting this cold in my sleep.
10:16 AM - 30 Dec 2014
Tomorrow I do my theatre review of the year, which means today I tweet clues to my Top Ten shows. In no particular order:
6:34 PM - 30 Dec 2014
A tin bath. A bottle of whiskey. A Coke bottle. A lottery ticket. A skipping rope. A kebab. A sword. Two acorns. A chair. A record player.
6:36 PM - 30 Dec 2014
@Weez if it helps, this particular sword was more prominent than most. And no Lear, although there's two Shakespeares.
9:08 PM - 30 Dec 2014
@Weez it was really bloody big and sometimes on fire. THAT prominent.
9:11 PM - 30 Dec 2014
@Weez @marksiddall84 the chair's not big or on fire, but it's in one of the most famous scenes in the play.
9:15 PM - 30 Dec 2014
@trpw @weez yes, I'm doing 3 for the price of 1. There's an Almeida and a Royal Court, but nothing virtual about it.
9:19 PM - 30 Dec 2014
10:14 PM - 30 Dec 2014