my Twitter feed: Dick.
"Unexpected item in the bagging area." That's the receipt, you div.
3:24 PM - 3 Dec 2014
Not that anyone who follows me would be remotely interested *whistles* Sleb Spot: James Norton at Southwark Playhouse.
6:23 PM - 3 Dec 2014
Kitson Old Vic tickets acquired with minimum fuss *thumbsup*
12:21 PM - 4 Dec 2014
Pretty sure I just spotted one of the @naked_rowers on Bargain Hunt. It's a bit like catching your Nan watching porn.
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12:54 PM - 4 Dec 2014
Contactless payment's so time-saving! *gets stuck behind man futilely tapping card on machine for five minutes*
6:21 PM - 4 Dec 2014
Should have bought a Here Lies Love rainbow mirrorball bauble while I could, looks like they've sold out :(
6:48 PM - 4 Dec 2014
On reflection I should have known a theatre and a rainbow mirrorball bauble might have a common customer base.
6:49 PM - 4 Dec 2014
Found them! The phrase "camp as Christmas" has never been more appropriate. http://t.co/TEqWezQRcY
6:58 PM - 4 Dec 2014
Oh crap, I think the killer from Too Many Cooks was on that bus, I got off just in time!
11:02 PM - 4 Dec 2014
I've had a couple of drop-outs for tonight's Lyric Hammersmith panto so if anyone's interested let me know - 7pm start, £14.
9:32 AM - 5 Dec 2014
Warning: It's Dick Whittington, so @Weez and I will NEVER tire of the "not the first time we've seen Andy Rush's Dick" joke.
9:34 AM - 5 Dec 2014
@Weez @OughtToBeClowns Wells is here. There's a woolly hat but it doesn't have tassels :(
6:20 PM - 5 Dec 2014
Sunny weather in Stratford-upon-Avon this late in the year is a bit of an unexpected bonus.
12:01 PM - 6 Dec 2014
I think pretty much the entire cast was getting over the deprivation of the trenches with a trip to M&S.
4:53 PM - 6 Dec 2014
Shakespeare's Birthplace be trippin' http://t.co/gEIhjiNHkd
5:35 PM - 6 Dec 2014
"Hitler - he was a bit messed up, wasn't he?" Historical commentary with my sister.
7:54 PM - 7 Dec 2014
Today's rubbish: I'm still 40, and now it's not even my birthday any more.
6:14 PM - 8 Dec 2014