Twitaceous Era 17: "Timmy The Dog Hates Mrs Thatcher"

This week on my Twitter feed, I come up with honest song titles for a Famous Five musical, and The Crucible starts at 7:30pm, and ends on Doomsday.

PHILIP RIDLEY KLAXON: https://www.arcolatheatre.com/production/arcola/ghost-from-a-perfect-place-by-philip-ridley
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4:42 PM - 2 Jul 2014

I'm enjoying all this Suede soundtracking the interval #intervaltweets
8:43 PM - 2 Jul 2014

The machines really are becoming more human, I swear the recorded train announcement just stuttered.
9:23 AM - 3 Jul 2014

Dealing with a customer called Helena Little, all I could think was "...but it's Hermia who's little." #imayhaveaproblem
4:44 PM - 3 Jul 2014

All this yellowface is so awkward it's actually distracting me from the topless men #intervaltweets
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8:57 PM - 3 Jul 2014

@marksiddall84 So. White. I mean I totally understand what they're going for but it's still So. White.
10:15 PM - 3 Jul 2014

In other news, "the dead wife was hot" is an unlikely thing for me to say on a number of levels, but it happened.
10:17 PM - 3 Jul 2014

@Elsiebrewster it's "good riddance to those ghastly colonials" day.
11:39 AM - 4 Jul 2014

Nice of Richard Armitage to share his collection of many fascinating accents with us #intervaltweets
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9:33 PM - 4 Jul 2014

"Transformers 4 is about inanimate objects appearing to come to life. Starring Mark Wahlberg."
2:34 PM - 5 Jul 2014

@merrychrissmyth I look forward to the big final number: "I Knew He Was A Wrong'Un 'Cause His Face Was A Bit Brown." #famousfivethemusical
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11:07 AM - 7 Jul 2014

Dick's big number: "I Solve Crimes But Don't Know My Own Name Is Short For Richard" #famousfivethemusical
11:15 AM - 7 Jul 2014

Opening number: "Caravans Are Jolly Fun Unless You Are A Gypsy" #famousfivethemusical
11:17 AM - 7 Jul 2014

George & Anne duet: "Obvious Lesbians vs Mumsy Homemakers"  #famousfivethemusical
11:32 AM - 7 Jul 2014

Anne's dramatic Act I closer: "I Mostly Just Exist To Get Kidnapped" #famousfivethemusical
FAVORITE 1
11:37 AM - 7 Jul 2014

Just in case the #famousfivethemusical tweets hadn't alienated enough of my followers, now the Adrian Mole musical is confirmed!
11:46 AM - 7 Jul 2014

Maybe we can combine the two: "Julian Has A Wet Dream" #famousadrianmolefivethemusical
11:46 AM - 7 Jul 2014

"George Has Funny Feelings About Pandora" #famousadrianmolefivethemusical
11:48 AM - 7 Jul 2014

"Timmy The Dog Hates Mrs Thatcher" #famousadrianmolefivethemusical
11:50 AM - 7 Jul 2014

"What Did The Smugglers Hide In Pandora's Box?" #famousadrianmolefivethemusical
11:52 AM - 7 Jul 2014

Jemima Rooper! And Tamzin Outhwaite getting typecast as a lesbian. http://www.whatsonstage.com/london-theatre/news/07-2014/breeders-casting-st-james-tamzin-outwaite_34982.html
4:29 PM - 7 Jul 2014

One review described tonight's show as "SATC meets Gossip Girl." I don't think it was meant as a compliment.
7:28 PM - 7 Jul 2014

Imagine seeing The Crucible on a Monday! Basically having to go straight to work when it ends.
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9:28 PM - 7 Jul 2014

@stewartwpringle most important warning: Unless possessed of adamantium bladder, no drinks before Act I.
FAVORITE 1
10:15 PM - 7 Jul 2014

@Barcles Henry Pettigrew klaxon: http://www.shakespearesglobe.com/theatre/whats-on/globe-theatre/pitcairn#.U7vfxfai6K0.twitter
1:11 PM - 8 Jul 2014

@Weez Oh yeah, Chichester is co-producing :( "There was going be nudity, but then we thought cardigans might be nicer"
1:13 PM - 8 Jul 2014

@josh_sey I know he's a dog but "he's a rapping street cat!" just makes me think of... pic.twitter.com/AVZVptt7Fy
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1:53 PM - 8 Jul 2014