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Wednesday 30 July 2014

Twitaceous Era 20: "Never fucked an elf!"

This week on my Twitter feed, I watch sport in my lunch break. Don't worry, it was men's gymnastics.

First Fatality Of Game Of Thrones Spot: Rob Ostlere at the Globe.
6:57 PM - 23 Jul 2014

So the only thing that'll topple @russelltovey in his pants off the top of my most popular reviews list features 7 naked men #faceofsurprise
3:17 PM - 24 Jul 2014



Have we seen the cast for the Royal Court's revue show next week? Some people might be a tad interested http://www.royalcourttheatre.com/whats-on/the-get-out/?tab=3
3:25 PM - 25 Jul 2014

@RobbieHand New Barnaby Power Lynx! Infused with the power of 20 fresh Barnabies!
3:41 PM - 25 Jul 2014

The Finborough's current theme seems to be "shows I can think of NOTHING to say about" :(
9:39 PM - 27 Jul 2014

Commonwealth Squash is on. These middle-aged businessmen could pass for young women! Weird.
2:15 PM - 28 Jul 2014

Bow (Selecta) Road pic.twitter.com/fP6y7AwQ6Y
3:28 PM - 28 Jul 2014

Theatrical Spot: Felix Scott + Obligatory Actorly Flat-Cap at the Royal Court.
7:16 PM - 28 Jul 2014

Excellent though it is, I suspect #TheNether will mostly be remembered Round These Parts for "don't tell me you've never fucked an elf!"
9:24 PM - 28 Jul 2014

Men's gymnastics on TV during my lunch break, you say? Well-timed, Commonwealth Games.
1:59 PM - 29 Jul 2014

@merseytart I'm even starting to see what all the fuss is about Whitlock, now his skin's cleared up.
2:15 PM - 29 Jul 2014

England and Scotland gold & silver: See how well we can do simply by not inviting the countries that are good at stuff!
2:22 PM - 29 Jul 2014

I may have to institute a "best use of air-piano" award for Daniel Rigby #intervaltweets
8:59 PM - 29 Jul 2014

It seems Rob Ostlere is applying to be my new stalker. I don't recall dismissing Luke Norris but there we are.
10:04 PM - 29 Jul 2014

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