Twitaceous Era 31: "Too Apocalyptic"

This week on my Twitter feed I take a break from sitting in a dark room watching a play, to sit in a dark room watching a film.

I'm at the ballet tonight BECAUSE CULTURE. Lithe, partially-clad culture.
6:48 PM - 8 Oct 2014

So... did they just decapitate a littlun, or was a pig meant have just turned up because of reasons? #intervaltweets
8:41 PM - 8 Oct 2014

Finally off to see Pride. You've probably all built it up too much so if I hate it I'll blame you.
3:19 PM - 9 Oct 2014

This is why I can't watch British films, I spend the whole time getting excited about people with one line I've seen on stage #pride
6:01 PM - 9 Oct 2014

"Oh look, he's in Burning Pestle! Oh look, he just took over the lead in Urinetown! Oh look, he's Dyfan Dwyfor!" #pride
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6:03 PM - 9 Oct 2014

@merseytart the little old ladies next to me shrieked with joy at surprise!Tovey.
6:05 PM - 9 Oct 2014

"Oh look, his real-life boyfriend's way hotter than the guy he's trying to pull in this!" was another one #pride
6:09 PM - 9 Oct 2014

AIR FURY! A hand-drier? Or the head of S.H.I.E.L.D's private plane? https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BziOMWJIUAAReJn.jpg:large
10:17 PM - 9 Oct 2014

To be honest, I could probably have done without knowing the Doctor manscapes #fappening
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2:06 PM - 10 Oct 2014

Well if Jonny Fines wants to flirt with me for comic effect, I can cope with that #straightthroughnointervaltweets
10:06 PM - 10 Oct 2014

Woman on train thinks her son's flatmates are a bit weird. She knows 'cause she's gone back through all their entire Facebook histories.
10:50 AM - 11 Oct 2014

For some reason Stratford-upon-Avon is full of tatty fairground rides decorated with drawings of breasty women.
11:33 AM - 11 Oct 2014

One ride has a painting of Will Smith circa Wild Wild West, but wearing lipstick. It's either lipstick or racism, one of those.
12:13 PM - 11 Oct 2014

Oh, the official 2015 RSC calendar includes a photo of Antony Sher. *FACE. OF. SURPRISE*
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12:33 PM - 11 Oct 2014

Camberwell Green Morrisons is like something Philip Ridley wouldn't write about because it's "too Apocalyptic."
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11:29 AM - 14 Oct 2014

#Apprentice "best of" show missed out "Eclipse! Clips! EclipseClips!" Therefore it is invalid.
2:56 PM - 14 Oct 2014

CLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPS!
2:56 PM - 14 Oct 2014