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Wednesday 20 August 2014

Twitaceous Era 23: You bitches be jealous

This week on my Twitter feed: Imrie! And disturbing overheard phone conversations.

Dogfight production photos are all fully-clothed. I feel like some unspoken contract has been broken.
11:42 AM - 13 Aug 2014

Richard Schiff will be in Speed-the-Plow, in flagrant disregard of the "everyone involved is called Lindsay" theme.
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1:45 PM - 13 Aug 2014



Cast photos for Teh Internet Is Srs Bsns are up. http://www.royalcourttheatre.com/whats-on/teh-internet-is-serious-business/?tab=3 … Excuse me while I stare at my screen for the rest of the day.
11:42 AM - 14 Aug 2014

Don't let Rita Skeeter see those photos, Kingsley's staring straight into the camera and she might explode.
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11:43 AM - 14 Aug 2014

@seanactual not sure who Richard is, but hands off Sexy Scottish Peter Pan.
1:35 PM - 14 Aug 2014

Sticky chicken and dirty rice. Those Creoles know how to give food an appetising name all right!
2:13 PM - 14 Aug 2014

So far the publicity has shown more flesh than the actual show *sadface* #intervaltweets
8:46 PM - 14 Aug 2014

And now to see Miss Babs do singing and anecdoting. Yeah, I know you bitches be jealous.
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7:08 PM - 15 Aug 2014

Given it's brought up every time she's mentioned, I assume "Celia Imrie Gave Him Cake Once" will be my epitaph.
7:16 PM - 15 Aug 2014

Sort of hoping the butcher van that's just pulled up outside the RSC provides White Devil carnage.But it's probably for the cafe.Or the dog.
12:36 PM - 16 Aug 2014

Speaking of which, top-drawer Theatrical Spot: Mossup going walkies with a friend, or possibly understudy.
12:40 PM - 16 Aug 2014

Mossup has no understudy, the other dog is just for company #exclusivecelebritygossip
12:49 PM - 16 Aug 2014

@givesyouHel I've got mince, but I'm not a minstrel.
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1:05 PM - 16 Aug 2014

Edinburgh tweets remind me it's 20 (TWENTY) years (YEARS) since I first went to the Fringe :(
5:18 PM - 16 Aug 2014

I played a decrepit old man who spoke gibberish YES YES LIFE IMITATING ART VERY FUNNY.
5:19 PM - 16 Aug 2014

Well there's something to be said for shows being unashamedly, incomprehensibly bonkers #intervaltweets
8:20 PM - 17 Aug 2014

And it's not every day you pass the king of the fairies wandering up the stairs with a cup of tea. Ahem. #intervaltweets
8:23 PM - 17 Aug 2014

So he had a horse all along, he just couldn't see it. RT @Telegraph: King Richard III ‘drank a bottle of wine a day’ http://fw.to/gCvDQWF
11:18 AM - 18 Aug 2014

Borough. Looks like someone started solving it then got bored / chased away. pic.twitter.com/mqVKg6Hesz
2:45 PM - 18 Aug 2014

Amit Shah klaxon: Full cast announced for East is East with Jane Horrocks - http://wos.im/YtiP27
11:14 AM - 19 Aug 2014

Today at work's been an even more impressive parade of idiots than usual. If I drank I'd have filled my water bottle with gin by now.
4:45 PM - 19 Aug 2014

"You know Sophie from work - the one who asked me to help her pull her tampon out." Some phone calls just shouldn't be made on the bus.
9:59 PM - 19 Aug 2014

"Yeah, my brother's wife was cheating on him and now she's left him..." YOU'RE OVERSHARING!
10:05 PM - 19 Aug 2014

"...and it turns out mum's alive, so that was a shock!" I think this might be performance art of some kind. #overheardinthatlondon
10:09 PM - 19 Aug 2014

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