Dick Twittington 3: *Apprentice style*

This week on my Twitter feed my bus journeys seem to feature "colourful" characters as a matter of course.

I love when a pigeon waddles desperately out of the way of a car. You can fly, you thick bastard!
9:24 AM - 27 Mar 13

For GCSE, spellcheck suggests GEESE.
10:30 PM - 27 Mar 13

Pretty sure I'm the only person in the country watching Anna & Katy. Which is a shame.
12:37 PM - 28 Mar 13

Oh god, there's a woman at the bus stop talking into her phone *Apprentice style*
10:33 PM - 28 Mar 13

Ugh, couple on bus, I really don't need to be part of your argument over which takeaway to go to.
10:50 PM - 28 Mar 13

Sounds like Richard Griffiths was well-loved by his co-stars. Glad I got to see him on stage so many times.
11:55 AM - 29 Mar 13

Had a dream I had a iPad with a sunbed app. I was waving it around my face trying to get an even tan.
12:00 PM - 29 Mar 13

Ooh - Cassidy Janson and Alexis Gerred in Rooms at the Finborough next month.
3:42 PM - 29 Mar 13

Right, time to catch up with #DoctorWho, which consecutive tweets assure me is "brilliant" and "not brilliant."
7:43 PM - 30 Mar 13

That Gillian Anderson/Jamie Dornan thriller must be dreadful, the Beeb's been postponing it for over 6 months now.
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10:01 AM - 1 Apr 13

OK, that woman's arse is definitely on loan from the Kenny Everett Rod Stewart sketch.
10:05 PM - 1 Apr 13

And that man has a Nike swoosh tattooed on the back of his head #endofdays
10:06 PM - 1 Apr 13

That lady's ginger goatee is quite nice though. Is this bus going to the circus?
10:08 PM - 1 Apr 13

There's a bloke on this bus who looks like a blond Arthur Darvill. Big improvement on last night's freakshow.
9:48 PM - 2 Apr 13