Dick Twittington 31: "I'm so excited"

This week on my Twitter feed has been one of those quiet ones.

Oh, so the lift at the Royal Court is making "aaargh!" noises again.
7:01 PM - 9 Oct 13

"The performance lasts 70 minutes without interval" #themostbeautifulsoundthatieverheard
7:15 PM - 9 Oct 13

I had a "back at school" dream so convincing it was actually a relief to wake up and remember I'm nearly 40 and work in an office.
10:12 AM - 10 Oct 13

I particularly enjoyed Sarah Lucas' performance as Professor Snape. http://twitpic.com/dgrzmi
2:54 PM - 10 Oct 13

Obviously I'm not staring at sweaty J Bailey in shorts RT @rupertgoold Pierce and Pierce boyband. #americanpsycho pic.twitter.com/IniKpSFC4N
11:30 AM - 11 Oct 13

We've been at our new desks on the 8th floor for a week now and I haven't spotted a single Hot Boy In A Suit #thisisadisastuh
1:11 PM - 11 Oct 13

"There's lots to do in Southwark if you're 11 to 19!" I didn't know crack dealers were taking out poster ads these days.
7:17 PM - 12 Oct 13

My sister is unaware of any link between the phrases "Elizabeth Berkley" and "I'm so excited." HOW can we be related?
4:59 PM - 13 Oct 13

Some American girls are sharing their specialist knowledge of London. EAST HAM IS FULL OF MURDERS!
6:40 PM - 13 Oct 13

I am enjoying this review of Julian Fellowes' "I done re-wrote it for the stoopids" Romeo & Juliet script http://worc.tg/1fxjMMJ
1 RETWEET 1 FAVORITE
4:13 PM - 14 Oct 13

What'll happen to the cute barmen when they close The Shed? I hope they don't get put down.
7:23 PM - 14 Oct 13

I hope Nicholas Hytner regenerates into Rufus Norris standing up #NTDirector
10:37 AM - 15 Oct 13