This week on my Twitter feed, a trip to Stratford-upon-Avon finally yields a photo of an unfortunately-named rowboat, and I fret over how much of a theatrical secret to reveal online before one of the professional critics cheerfully spoilers it for everyone.
You know, I'm sure we'll all get used to those blue conversation lines once they've been on Twitter for a few months or years... Oh.
11:09 AM - 4 Sep 13
Ugh. When you get hired specifically to make judgement calls in boss' absence, then get bollocked for doing it #fuckyouWednesday
5:27 PM - 4 Sep 13
Just realised I started University TWENTY YEARS AGO. I'm so old, I'm legally dead.
7:26 AM - 5 Sep 13
I can feel another paranoid existential crisis coming on. My, but bipolar's a wacky fun-ride.
9:06 AM - 5 Sep 13
Imagine if Prince Harry used to wank over Naomi Watts, and now she's his mum.Or just imagine him wanking, whatever gets you through the day.
2 RETWEETS
11:49 AM - 5 Sep 13
Stockwell http://twitpic.com/dc212c
1:20 PM - 5 Sep 13
Just so you know, I'm not doing a certain Sleb Spot cause the show's fans would probably invade London.
1 FAVORITE
7:22 PM - 5 Sep 13
Who exactly thinks "I know what the West End needs, another Morecambe and Wise tribute show! It must be at least a day since the last one!"?
1 RETWEET
11:10 AM - 6 Sep 13
My Edward II review's taking forever to write. I seem to keep getting distracted while describing Kyle Soller's crotch.
12:58 PM - 6 Sep 13
So I've read Quentin Letts' Edward II review, and my favourite bit is still him saying it's Marlowe's take on Richard II.
3 RETWEETS
1 FAVORITE
2:11 PM - 6 Sep 13
Displaying not only ignorance of the fact that both actually existed, but also confusion about which direction time moves in.
3 RETWEETS
2:13 PM - 6 Sep 13
Still, clever of Marlowe to plagiarise a play Shakespeare hadn't even written yet.
1 FAVORITE
2:15 PM - 6 Sep 13
"obstructed cunts" #bloghitsoftheweek I don't... I don't even want to try and figure that one out.
3:05 PM - 6 Sep 13
Overheard: Man on train quoting Paradise Lost in a conversation about cricket #pretentiousmoi?
9:27 AM - 7 Sep 13
Just seen Luke Norris walking a cute dog. Please experience whatever level of arousal you feel appropriate.
11:54 AM - 7 Sep 13
Empty bottle of Liebfraumilch in the train rubbish bin: Someone's had a CLASSY journey!
7:23 PM - 7 Sep 13
Finally, proof @3rdspearcarrier wasn't hallucinating Stratford's most ominously-named boat! http://twitpic.com/dcfctn
9:29 PM - 7 Sep 13
Is @LyricHammer #secrettheatre meant to stay secret in perpetuity? Are we banned from blogging about the shows?
1:49 PM - 8 Sep 13
Off to see Fleabag. I'm told Phoebe Waller-Bridge keeps her pants on this time, but the script doesn't.
6:18 PM - 8 Sep 13
I don't want any of my female followers' ovaries to fall out, but I just Sleb Spotted Jon Richardson at Soho Theatre bar.
6:51 PM - 8 Sep 13
Eating strudel. Inevitably putting it in an imaginary contest against cheesecake #cabinpressure
9:39 PM - 8 Sep 13
You think you've seen everything, and then Alan Bennett guest-stars on Family Guy.
1 FAVORITE
10:30 PM - 8 Sep 13
Dear Hotmail calendar, the bright sun you're displaying next to today's date contrasts somewhat with the reality outside my window.
1 FAVORITE
12:59 PM - 9 Sep 13
Blimey, Mojo is turning into a Potter/Bond/Merlin crossover geekfest!
1 RETWEET
4:23 PM - 9 Sep 13
@Elsiebrewster Colin Morgan added to Mojo cast.
5:00 PM - 9 Sep 13
So I'm going to take Shenton's word for it that #SecretTheatre is fair game from tonight.
5:59 PM - 9 Sep 13
Dear Twitter, have I missed a discussion on the Daldry/Lan jointly running the National rumour, or have we not had it yet?
7:13 PM - 9 Sep 13
I was going to try and come up with an oblique #intervaltweets but I see just blurting out what the show is is what we're doing.
9:18 PM - 9 Sep 13
Incidentally, Hitchings managed to review Show 2 in the Standard without saying what it was #secrettheatre
6:42 PM - 10 Sep 13
I mean, pretty sure it's gibberish if you're not in on it, but he gave it a go #secrettheatre
6:43 PM - 10 Sep 13
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