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Wednesday 22 May 2013

Dick Twittington 10: Bjenny and Born

This week on my Twitter feed there was no The Voice, mercifully. But there was Eurovision, so you can't relax completely.

The Play That Goes Wrong at Trafalgar 2 has extended to the 1st of June so you've got no excuse - both @webcowgirl and I recommend it.
1 RETWEET
12:01 PM - 15 May 13

Oh, so the new Arcola 2 IS an adaptable space after all!
7:55 PM - 15 May 13

If I've got over 3 hours of Chekhov tonight, maybe a nap is in order.
12:24 PM - 17 May 13

It's a shame Jack Laskey can never be the Doctor cause of the whole David Tennant thing.
8:54 PM - 17 May 13

So, as far as "the title isn't yet another massive fuck you to the audience" goes... #doctorwho #istillsayhisnameskeith
7:49 PM - 18 May 13

"Something took my breath away." Looking at you, I'm guessing it was emphysema #thequo
7:55 PM - 18 May 13

Bjenny and Born? #eurovision
8:04 PM - 18 May 13

It's nice that they've done a tribute to the dullest part of the #lympics opening ceremony #eurovision
8:08 PM - 18 May 13

Boring, Bjenny and Born, should have done One Night In Bangkok instead #eurovision #igetmykicksabovethewaistlinesunshine
8:10 PM - 18 May 13

"57 years later it's bigger than ever." Well... longer #eurovision
8:11 PM - 18 May 13

"There's a whiff of Courtney Love about her." Meths and BO? #eurovision
8:15 PM - 18 May 13

I'm glad someone finally did a song about the dangers of standing too close to the office shredder in your prettiest dress #eurovision
8:16 PM - 18 May 13

"He's the youngest performer in the competition." *FMForums prepares to explode* #eurovision
8:34 PM - 18 May 13

"Love kills over and over." I kind of get the impression the Belgian singer does as well. It's in the eyes. #eurovision
4 RETWEETS
8:38 PM - 18 May 13

You don't hear enough songs about a marmoset #eurovision #estonia
8:42 PM - 18 May 13

Are you allowed to advertise Solero on the BBC? #eurovision #belarus
8:44 PM - 18 May 13

"This world makes no sense." I hear you sister. #eurovision #belarus
8:45 PM - 18 May 13

John Ramm looking very excited in the audience there #eurovision
8:50 PM - 18 May 13

@StephenRMoore I'm nothing if not eclectic in my interests.
8:51 PM - 18 May 13

"What if we came together as one?" It'd be messy. #eurovision #russia
8:52 PM - 18 May 13

I hope Bonnie's coup de theatre is like Matt Smith's, that time he pissed himself. And frankly, I imagine it's likely. #eurovision
8:54 PM - 18 May 13

"The band is called Doriens. They're entirely made up of man-hungry Jewish women from Essex." #eurovision #armenia
8:59 PM - 18 May 13

"Who can save you? Who can stop it?" I don't care, as long as it stops. #eurovision #armenia
9:01 PM - 18 May 13

*hic* #eurovision #bonnie
9:15 PM - 18 May 13

BELIEVE IN GIN! #eurovision
9:17 PM - 18 May 13

"It's all because of you." You're not blaming this shitshower on me, sunshine. #eurovision #sweden
9:22 PM - 18 May 13

"Mish, Mosh, Mash." Classic Eurovision #eurovision #hungary
9:25 PM - 18 May 13

Shakira called, she wants her song back #eurovision #denmark
9:29 PM - 18 May 13

I hope the man in a box grabs more gold tokens than silver ones. #eurovision #azerbaijan
2 RETWEETS
9:37 PM - 18 May 13

Blimey Celine, are you back for more? #eurovision #ukraine
9:43 PM - 18 May 13

@pretinama Bonnie just drank some bleach. It wasn't for her teeth, that was just incidental.
9:57 PM - 18 May 13

Oiled-up topless men writhing. Still less gay than Jedward. #eurovision #ireland
10:02 PM - 18 May 13

"What if we all opened our arse?" #eurovision #russia
10:06 PM - 18 May 13

"The most 12 points in the programme's history." In fairness, there's an extra 73 voting countries every year. #eurovision
10:11 PM - 18 May 13

And because we all forget every year and are horrified, remember: All the countries who didn't make the final still vote. #eurovision
10:13 PM - 18 May 13

"It was a Euphoric #eurovision." I SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE THERE! Except, you know, a year late.
10:51 PM - 18 May 13

"That'll shake up the leaderboard!" *Denmark stays exactly where it is* #eurovision
11:00 PM - 18 May 13

Oh, hello Macedonia #eurovision
1 RETWEET
11:19 PM - 18 May 13

Well, that was worth rescheduling tonight's theatre trip for. The twitter comments were, anyway. #eurovision
11:32 PM - 18 May 13

Having a song stuck in your head all day's annoying. Unless it's the Cagney & Lacey theme tune, in which case it's AWESOME.
1 FAVORITE
11:07 PM - 19 May 13

Sleb Spot: Who's the one off the War Horse film? Him. Soho Theatre.
2 FAVORITES
7:11 PM - 20 May 13

@TheatreFan82 could be. Frankly until they've done theatre they're nonentities to me.
9:34 PM - 20 May 13

My local health centre's been under new management for a month and already they're in chaos. Took me a week to get a repeat prescription!
1:02 PM - 21 May 13

Barking In Essex's advance sales must be nonexistent, the publicity's already looking desperate and it's months away yet.
3:34 PM - 21 May 13

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