Dick Twittington 13: Less cryptic than you think

This week is pretty quiet on my Twitter feed because I've been busy moving house and interviewing for a job (which I got.)

I hope the "CARAVAN CARAVAN CARAVAN!" bit in next week's preview is an #apprentice version of Yellow Car.
11:28 PM - 5 Jun 13

On my way to Watford for an interview. For a temp job. The job's in Canary Wharf. #wtf #brokenbritain
10:55 AM - 6 Jun 13

Got the job. It's only until September but it keeps me out of mischief for a while.
6:07 PM - 6 Jun 13

Take her home, she's wasted! #intervaltweets
8:45 PM - 7 Jun 13

"Am I asleep? No, I'm alive." Those... those things aren't mutually exclusive, Jessie J.
10:33 AM - 8 Jun 13

Highgate. I know no two are *precisely* the same, but some of them are damn similar. http://twitpic.com/cw0369
12:30 PM - 8 Jun 13

Dear Aussie hipster on Tube: Your "touch-nose-and-sniff" signal to your friend is less cryptic than you think.
2:39 PM - 8 Jun 13

Christopher Ravenscroft is really Cumberbatch from the future #intervaltweets
4:24 PM - 8 Jun 13

Baby on Tube repeatedly stroking my arm then chuckling <3
6:13 PM - 8 Jun 13

@Weez the entire carriage was basically enthralled.
6:21 PM - 8 Jun 13

Well it was stressful but moving day's done. Rest tomorrow then new job on Tuesday. All change.
9:52 PM - 9 Jun 13

Things change. People change. Hairstyles change. Interest rates fluctuate.
9:53 PM - 9 Jun 13

Jeremy Herrin taking over Headlong? Doesn't seem like an obvious match to me but I'll keep an open mind...
12:50 PM - 10 Jun 13

Ah, the happy sound of children's laughter. It is REPUGNANT to me.
2:48 PM - 10 Jun 13

Bah, new job that was supposed to start tomorrow's been pushed back to Wednesday now.
4:38 PM - 10 Jun 13

Various members of the Royal Court's weekly ensemble wandering off out for a fag together. It's nice that they're bonding.
6:47 PM - 10 Jun 13

Jesus Christ, someone get the keys back off the writers, quick!
8:24 PM - 10 Jun 13

Well it was a surprise, but it sure as hell wasn't theatre.
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8:26 PM - 10 Jun 13

So The Fall's signature shot was Jamie Dornan angrily taking his shirt off. Works for me.
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2:35 PM - 11 Jun 13

Sleb Spot: Eddie Redmayne picking up Globe tickets.
7:03 PM - 11 Jun 13

"AND THEN PUCK MADE TATYANA FALL IN LOVE WITH THE ASS." Your shouty interval synopsis is *almost* right, American girl.
9:16 PM - 11 Jun 13

Spellcheck wants to change "Hippolyta" to "chipolata."
11:41 PM - 11 Jun 13