Dick Twittington 12: Sorry, no autographs

This week on my Twitter feed I get recognised from my other blog, and start an inevitably heated discussion over who should be the next Doctor.

The casting call must have just said "Bring me cute actors with beards! Bring me more! Ahahahaha!" #intervaltweets
3:53 PM - 29 May 13

Spellcheck wants to change "Gandalf" to "Ugandan."
11:31 PM - 29 May 13

@Weez To be fair, I'm not a Saturday evening performance fan. Sometimes the audience have had a drink or two. *judges*
12:12 AM - 30 May 13

@Weez Let's just agree that other audience members are scum and we're awesome.
12:15 AM - 30 May 13

I've just been recognised from off of my blog. Sorry, no autographs.
7:28 PM - 30 May 13

Seagull on a seesaw! #intervaltweets
8:42 PM - 30 May 13

"gay brothers wrestling" #bloghitsoftheweek
4:06 PM - 31 May 13

"celia imrie in the rain" #bloghitsoftheweek
4:06 PM - 31 May 13

"quasimodo wilson" #bloghitsoftheweek Always such a popular boys' name.
4:08 PM - 31 May 13

I think I've sent about a dozen people to The Play That Goes Wrong, it must be my most recommended show ever.
2:52 PM - 1 Jun 13

Oh well, Mexican wrestling's loss is beardy ensemble's gain #lastminutereplacementshow
7:55 PM - 1 Jun 13

So, fellow theatre geeks: What theatrical "unknown" should be the next Doctor, so we can all say we saw him first?
11:30 PM - 1 Jun 13

@Weez As I pressed send I wondered how long before someone suggested Tom Brooke :)
11:33 PM - 1 Jun 13

I still say Jack Laskey so he can regenerate from Ten to Harry Potter and back mid-scene and freak everyone the fuck out.
1 FAVORITE
11:36 PM - 1 Jun 13

@trpw @weez @lloydjamie Well, the grandson of a fomer Doctor WOULD appeal in the 50th year especially...
11:39 PM - 1 Jun 13

Kirsty Bushell is in Frankie? Probably just as well I didn't know, I might have ended up watching it *shudder*
9:20 AM - 2 Jun 13

@Elsiebrewster I was just wondering if we could have Kyle Soller. He's married to a Brit so that's... OK?
9:23 AM - 2 Jun 13

There are TWO unrelated women on this bus who both look like Michelle Trachtenberg. I'm gonna ring the bell & GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT.
4:49 PM - 3 Jun 13

Apparently this "contains full male and female nudity" #youwinsome #youlosesome
7:36 PM - 3 Jun 13

Thanks for covering me head to toe in flour, Young Vic. Now I look like a coke addict who sneezed.
9:39 PM - 3 Jun 13

If I soak my flour-covered jeans will I get clean jeans, or dough?
10:19 PM - 3 Jun 13

Theatre review: Trash Cuisine http://partially-obstructed-view.blogspot.com/2013/06/theatre-review-trash-cuisine.html
11:13 PM - 3 Jun 13

It's a food-themed show with frontal male nudity. Yes, I do a "nuts" joke.
11:14 PM - 3 Jun 13

Well, Conor Paolo's move to #revenge was a canny career move all round #offscreendeath
2 RETWEETS
2:07 PM - 4 Jun 13

Dammit, sunny weather, I nearly got run over by a bus while gawping at topless guy's amazing pecs.
5:54 PM - 4 Jun 13

His face wasn't even all that, but his pecs were *astonishing*
5:54 PM - 4 Jun 13