Twitaceous era 29: A low tolerance for acrobats

This week on my Twitter feed I'm terrorised by corporate fun and a public speaker who shouldn't.

Today I'll be livetweeting my firm's mandatory "fun" day at the O2. Because if I have to suffer so do you.
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9:47 AM - 24 Sep 2014

Colleague: "Having known Nick for a year I'm pretty confident he's going to hate this more than anyone here."
10:02 AM - 24 Sep 2014

Well someone was singing "Don't Stop Believing" before we even entered the venue, so he's not wrong.
10:03 AM - 24 Sep 2014

We have flashing wristbands. Yay! Accountancy!
10:38 AM - 24 Sep 2014

Dick Twittington 49: Dumbed down for the likes of you

This week on my Twitter feed, the words "rail replacement bus service" haunt my nightmares.

JULIE ATHERTON KLAXON http://shar.es/Q8YnU
10:57 AM - 12 Feb 2014

Dolly's new album cover was designed by Billy from The Kitchen Sink. http://twitpic.com/dvaunf
3:47 PM - 12 Feb 2014

What I'm most looking forward to about Mr Burns: Finding out why it's called Mr Burns if it's about a Sideshow Bob episode.
1:27 PM - 13 Feb 2014

Dick Twittington 39: Mexican vampires

This week on my Twitter feed included my birthday, but I kept quiet about that.

Well, I'm pretty sure there's nothing anyone on the internet will have Strongly Worded Opinions about today.
8:54 AM - 4 Dec 13

Jeez, Sean Foley's doing all right for himself lately isn't he? *other theatre directors are available*
3:15 PM - 5 Dec 13

Sloane Square http://twitpic.com/dno23a
3:17 PM - 5 Dec 13