Twitaceous Era 51: Am I in the queue now?

This week on my Twitter feed there were some particularly starry sleb spots, while Coveney's articles featured a particularly heavy dose of insanity.

Weirdly specific typecasting #2759056: Oliver Coopersmith, gay Jewish schoolboys #straightthroughnointervaltweets
9:34 PM - 25 Feb 2015

BREAKING: Madonna to star in remake of A Cream Cracker Under The Settee.
11:02 PM - 25 Feb 2015

I don't even know where to start on Coveney's "the lost art of disability acting" comment, so I'll just assume he's trolling.
12:25 PM - 26 Feb 2015

Just because some people have compared my office to a doctor's surgery is no reason for everyone to cough on me the moment they walk in.
1:20 PM - 26 Feb 2015

I seem to have acquired a reputation at work as "helpful" and a "people person," and now I don't know who I am any more.
4:18 PM - 26 Feb 2015

Apparently Danaerys Targaryen was at the Kill Me Now press night, but I didn't notice her because she had brown hair. And clothes on.
4:51 PM - 26 Feb 2015

Sleb Spot: Woody Harrelson and Jesse Eisenberg at the Globe. People travel a long way to see the Rylance.
8:27 PM - 26 Feb 2015

@emsler I know right? I wasn't even sure it was Eisenberg until I heard him speak, then Harrelson turned up as well.

8:35 PM - 26 Feb 2015

I like how Coveney felt the need in his Farinelli review to clarify that the singer hasn't ACTUALLY been castrated.
2:00 PM - 27 Feb 2015

I don't know why the Young Vic bothers staging Beckett, when the Maria queue is surreal existential journey enough.
7:17 PM - 27 Feb 2015

Is there a queue?Is there just one queue or many?Where is the queue?Who is queuing?Am I in the queue now?Will I ever not be in the queue?

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7:20 PM - 27 Feb 2015

Today's Coveney wisdom: "Maggie Smith's definitely retired from the stage, unless she hasn't."
4:39 PM - 2 Mar 2015

"Ensembles I Have Loved: An Autobiography by @Weez"
9:53 AM - 3 Mar 2015

Jean-Baptiste/Rushbrook reunion aside, I'm not really feeling the new Royal Court season.
1:23 PM - 3 Mar 2015

What was wetter, the stage after the bloodbath, or the girls behind me when Luke Norris took his shirt off? #straightthroughnointervaltweets
10:13 PM - 3 Mar 2015