Twitaceous Era 48: Most sharks jumped

This week let's call my Twitter feed "minimalist" or something, rather than admit I have nothing to say.

I've just noticed that Gemma Whelan's wearing a shirt with butterflies on it in the Radiant Vermin poster #RidleyMemes
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1:58 PM - 4 Feb 2015

Slept for 15 hours. I might be turning into a cat. Which would make me allergic to myself.
11:29 AM - 7 Feb 2015

Is Supernatural trying for some kind of "most sharks jumped" record? Why yes, I have just watched the one with the talking dog.
6:44 PM - 8 Feb 2015
Who'd have guessed "more star casting at the RSC" meant "all Antony Sher, all the time?" Oh that's right, everyone guessed that.
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1:03 PM - 9 Feb 2015

@Weez but I'm running out of variations on my "hilarious" joke where I confuse him with Cher.

1:19 PM - 9 Feb 2015

"Grr, arrgh, my new phone doesn't work, you bastards!" "You know how the battery's still in its plastic wrapper..."
11:53 AM - 10 Feb 2015

Ooh, people protesting about something or other outside the building. If today gets any more interesting it might wake me up.
3:58 PM - 10 Feb 2015

It sounds like they're chanting "wasabi!" I'm not sure it's really the council's job to provide hot sauce.

4:01 PM - 10 Feb 2015