Dick Twittington 28: Normal decent people

This week on my Twitter feed, theatre provides me with disappointments, but on the other hand it also has more topless wresting so *scales gesture*

Irate customer: "You most certainly did NOT send me a reminder email!" Me: "Really? That's weird cause... you replied to it."
10:28 AM - 18 Sep 13

Are there any show pics online of the *relevant* people in Midsummer Night's Dream? You know who I mean. Google is failing me.
12:22 PM - 18 Sep 13

OK, the official Grandage Season website does have some photos acknowledging that AMND is more than just one scene, so that's something.
5:54 PM - 18 Sep 13

Remind me why I was quite keen to find AMND promo photos? Looking forward to tomorrow night, slightly. http://twitpic.com/de2d0p
5:57 PM - 18 Sep 13

I thought I might not have many shows for my Shit List this year, but lawdy this week has certainly provided!
10:05 PM - 18 Sep 13

My Nokia also downloaded a big update yesterday. Curiously, the internet doesn't seem particularly interested in that.
9:28 AM - 19 Sep 13

I swear American Hot Boy In Suit and Tiny Hot Boy In Suit are competing for my attention today. At least that's how it should be.
2:58 PM - 19 Sep 13

The Standard says Prince George is the most influential Londoner. That explains all those people crying and shitting themselves on the tube.
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6:47 PM - 19 Sep 13

Yay, blood test results in, blood sugar is normal *celebrates with cake*
12:21 PM - 20 Sep 13

Molly Wobbly getting cancelled means I now have no plans for the whole weekend. I foresee me demanding the cat entertain me for 48 hours.
4:58 PM - 20 Sep 13

Honestly, you wait 24 years for a Titus Andronicus then 2 come along at once. I can't even pretend to be surprised.
5:22 PM - 20 Sep 13

Also, double-checking the date of my first Macbeth for the purposes of that last tweet reveals James Purefoy played the Cream-Faced Loon.
5:27 PM - 20 Sep 13

Man next to me on the bus reading Digital Spy forums on his phone. Ugh, have you no shame man? Look at porn like normal decent people.
10:56 PM - 20 Sep 13

I had a dream there was Beautiful People merchandise available, with "She loved watermelooooon!" on pens and keyrings.
10:23 AM - 21 Sep 13

Theatre review: Farragut North http://partially-obstructed-view.blogspot.com/2013/09/theatre-review-farragut-north.html
1:33 PM - 21 Sep 13

You'll be pleased and surprised to know I somehow restrained myself to just one Creepy Creepy Jeremy Irons joke in that review.
1:35 PM - 21 Sep 13

And while we're talking Southark Playhouse, have we all seen this? http://southwarkplayhouse.co.uk/the-little/trout-stanley Sinéad Matthews alert!
1:39 PM - 21 Sep 1

Jeez, Metro, I didn't watch House of Cards and yet even I know the in-joke of Kevin Spacey's close-up at the Emmys. What's your excuse?
8:48 AM - 24 Sep 13

I'd tell you who I Theatrical Spotted outside the Globe just now, but @OughtToBeClowns might get the irresistible urge to curtsey.
7:04 PM - 24 Sep 13

@Weez picture if you will, @OughtToBeClowns being introduced to Mark Umbers and promptly dropping a curtsey in his excitement.
7:16 PM - 24 Sep 13