Dick Twittington 20: Y u no obey the laws of physics?

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Today's corporate madness: We're all working in a different branch today because my boss figured out she could get a free lunch.
2:12 PM - 24 Jul 13

Upside: New selection of Cute Boys In Suits. And the aforementioned free lunch, obvs. Mmm, chicken katsu.
2:13 PM - 24 Jul 13

Nothing confirmed yet, but fingers crossed the Evil Corporate Machine may still want me beyond September, when my current contract runs out.
4:06 PM - 24 Jul 13

Oh, at Whitechapel the Overground platform is below the Underground one. Y u no obey the laws of physics, The Tube?
6:58 PM - 24 Jul 13

It's a wonder it's taken this long for Jane Austen to show up on money, given that's what her books are about.
12:44 PM - 25 Jul 13

Jim just on time for Josephine & I: Cutting things a bit close at the Bush.
7:28 PM - 25 Jul 13

Ooh: Kate Fleetwood Goneril, Anna Maxwell Martin Regan, Olivia Vinall Cordelia and Adrian Scarborough Fool in the SRB/Mendes Lear.
11:32 AM - 26 Jul 13

Dress-down Friday: Determining which of the Hot Boys In Suits are *actually* hot, and in which cases the suit is doing all the work.
1 RETWEET Graeme Robertson
1:28 PM - 26 Jul 13

So I guess I'm adding *Sorting Hat voice* ANOTHER WEASLEY to my collection this November.
3:07 PM - 26 Jul 13

Oh good, the entire audience has to take their shoes off, in a small space after a hot day. THERE IS NO WAY THIS CAN GO WRONG!
1 RETWEET Lisa
7:55 PM - 26 Jul 13

Stan's popped round to say hi http://twitpic.com/d55g86
12:40 PM - 28 Jul 13

Oh good, ohnotheydidnt's reactions to the Josh Hutcherson dick pic will keep me entertained for a few dull Monday hours.
12:38 PM - 29 Jul 13

Cast for Rory Kinnear's The Herd includes Kenneth Cranham, Amanda Root, Adrian Bower and, somehow inevitably, Anna Calder-Marshall.
1:56 PM - 29 Jul 13

The work internet filter has decided to block Cracked. The chances of my dying of boredom have suddenly got very real.
3:47 PM - 30 Jul 13

Can't imagine who thought sweaty men shovelling coal would appeal to a theatre crowd #intervaltweets
1 RETWEET Lisa
9:35 PM - 30 Jul 13

Some things don't change even with a new venue: Southwark Playhouse still WILDLY underestimating running times.
11:16 PM - 30 Jul 13