Dick Twittingon 16: Things are gonna get classy

This week on my Twitter feed it's London Pride. So I go to it. I don't tweet much about it though so that's all kind of irrelevant. Here's what I did tweet about.

Oops - got an email to say The Drowned Man's been cancelled tonight.
1:42 PM - 26 Jun 13

Alex's umbrella isn't for the rain, he's protecting himself from daylight #apprentice
2 FAVORITES
9:11 PM - 26 Jun 13

Myles clearly trying to rip off Horrible Histories there. But with horrible food. #apprentice
9:13 PM - 26 Jun 13

"It takes someone powerful to deal with me and Neil is very strong." I reckon Jordan should be worried. #apprentice
9:17 PM - 26 Jun 13

"Luisa's pulling with her team." Well she's definitely been pulling on... oh you know the rest #apprentice
9:23 PM - 26 Jun 13

Alex's project management involving piercing the film lid in several places <3 #apprentice
1 FAVORITE
9:31 PM - 26 Jun 13

"Alex, I made you project manager cause god knows nobody else would." #apprentice
1 FAVORITE
9:36 PM - 26 Jun 13

"They took it on faith that the inedible food would be edible." And that's the problem with imaginary orders #apprentice
9:44 PM - 26 Jun 13

"You didn't listen to market research, which this week is arbitrarily a bad thing." #apprentice
1 RETWEET
9:46 PM - 26 Jun 13

Dr Leah's eyes rolling in many different directions at once #apprentice
9:52 PM - 26 Jun 13

"You're very very young." BUT IS HE 24??? #apprentice
9:54 PM - 26 Jun 13

Two komedy kontestants gone in two weeks? Guess we're near the end. #apprentice
9:57 PM - 26 Jun 13

Bloody smelling what's selling. Bring back the shopping channel! #apprentice
2 RETWEETS
9:59 PM - 26 Jun 13

Has Taron Egerton been on telly recently or something? My #bloghitsoftheweek have gone fucking mental for him again.
8:24 AM - 27 Jun 13

Compiling a mental list of the order I'd like to do the cute boys in suits. This is normal human behaviour.
1 RETWEET
1:03 PM - 27 Jun 13

@merseytart I don't know their names. And it's bloody hotdesking so I can't even do any detective work.
2:11 PM - 27 Jun 13

"My appointment's at 2pm. Do I have to be there at 2pm?" Oh how I've missed hyper-intelligent customers.
2 RETWEETS
2:53 PM - 27 Jun 13

One week to Propeller!
7:06 PM - 27 Jun 13

Apparently there's a Dawn Summers working somewhere in this company #getoutgetoutgetout
10:53 AM - 28 Jun 13

Thorburn's going to be playing Alan Dangle in 1M2G? I want to say I'm not tempted but... you'd laugh. #willhehaveamusicalchest?
11:16 AM - 28 Jun 13

@emslj Funny how these sudden changes of heart come about.
11:20 AM - 28 Jun 13

Casual Friday is throwing a whole new light on the cute businessmen #jeans #bums #bumsinjeans
1 RETWEET
12:51 PM - 28 Jun 13

A nun in a trouser-suit! She's not rollerblading but you can't have everything. #nunonabus
7:07 PM - 28 Jun 13

You know things are gonna get classy when there's a urinal onstage.
7:52 PM - 28 Jun 13

Think the Pride march's almost reached us, time to start obsessively collecting stickers.
1:41 PM - 29 Jun 13

Pride report: Quite a lot of dogs in the parade this year. The 4-legged kind, not the "don't fancy yours much" kind. Then again...
6:19 PM - 29 Jun 13

Also my "I hate being bipolar, it's awesome" T-shirt got a lot of attention. But Rich's pecs still attracted more stickers. For some reason.
6:24 PM - 29 Jun 13

Hmm, should probably have gone for shorts. Hope the cinema's well air-conditioned.
12:40 PM - 30 Jun 13

Now I finally get time to catch the Much Ado film!
1:42 PM - 30 Jun 13

I can't believe it took until halfway through Season 2 for Abraham Benrubi to turn up as a giant. #onceuponatime
8:11 PM - 30 Jun 13

Oh work canteen, how exactly is bloody COUS COUS meant to brighten up my Monday?
3:12 PM - 1 Jul 13

IT MUST BE LUPUS! #intervaltweets
8:49 PM - 1 Jul 13

I now have dual monitors. I don't even need two screens. Most places I've worked, you're lucky if you get one #corporationswithmoneytoburn
11:15 AM - 2 Jul 13

The drinks machine makes such a farty noise, I feel self-conscious standing by it.
12:20 PM - 2 Jul 13

I was already going to The Shed on the 26th anyway, so now Sea Wall can make it a double bill. #effectivetimemanagement
4:08 PM - 2 Jul 13

"Henry Winkler to bring Happy Days musical to the UK." I hope there's been a mix-up and it's a Beckett adaptation.
4:11 PM - 2 Jul 13

@merseytart "I can't tap dance any more but I can still do JAZZ HANDS!"
4:38 PM - 2 Jul 13