This week on my Twitter feed, I do what may be my best-ever joke, and nobody notices.
Tsk, don't put Maggie Smith on the front page and get me excited whatsonstage, then it turns out she's not returning to the stage after all.
11:17 AM - 4 Jun 2014
Although obviously a Smith/Jennings film of The Lady In The Van is far from bad news.
11:18 AM - 4 Jun 2014
@Weez @emslj @Sian_Estelle My main memory of the Famous Five was that Dick was too stupid to know HIS OWN NAME was short for Richard.
1:03 PM - 4 Jun 2014
Wednesday, 11 June 2014
Wednesday, 4 June 2014
Twitaceous Era 12: Quite traumatising to watch
This week on my Twitter feed, much is made of the evils of flirtation.
Charlie Cox is Daredevil? Gingers just can't catch a break, even in a role specifically written for them.
10:44 AM - 28 May 2014
"his oversized nipples jut" #bloghitsoftheweek To be fair that does sound like something I'd write.
2:36 PM - 28 May 2014
I think one of the hot boys might have been flirting with me this morning. Obviously I've been nervously avoiding eye contact ever since.
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4:33 PM - 28 May 2014
Charlie Cox is Daredevil? Gingers just can't catch a break, even in a role specifically written for them.
10:44 AM - 28 May 2014
"his oversized nipples jut" #bloghitsoftheweek To be fair that does sound like something I'd write.
2:36 PM - 28 May 2014
I think one of the hot boys might have been flirting with me this morning. Obviously I've been nervously avoiding eye contact ever since.
FAVORITE 1
4:33 PM - 28 May 2014
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Wednesday, 28 May 2014
Twitaceous Era 11: Nick joins the rest of the world's population
This week on my Twitter feed, I said the following stuff.
I do wish ginger wouldn't keep turning up in foodstuffs where it's not invited. Like this rhubarb crumble.
2:20 PM - 21 May 2014
Red sky at night, Angel Delight.
9:18 PM - 21 May 2014
Prestidigitator Spot: Dynamo on The Cut.
9:33 AM - 22 May 2014
I do wish ginger wouldn't keep turning up in foodstuffs where it's not invited. Like this rhubarb crumble.
2:20 PM - 21 May 2014
Red sky at night, Angel Delight.
9:18 PM - 21 May 2014
Prestidigitator Spot: Dynamo on The Cut.
9:33 AM - 22 May 2014
Tuesday, 27 May 2014
Book review: Deadeye Dick
An early-Eighties Kurt Vonnegut novel, Deadeye Dick is a sort of twisted life story, narrated by Rudy, who happened to be away from his home town when it was destroyed by a neutron bomb. It's a meandering but interesting story of someone crippled by guilt over a childhood event - at the age of 12, Rudy's father got him to clean a loaded gun, which resulted in him shooting dead a pregnant woman and acquiring the titular nickname. Feeling that he deserves an outcast's life, Rudy lives as a neuter, a term he defines not just as sexual, but meaning he steers clear of any kind of emotional or intellectual investment in the world at large. It's an emotional distance that's reflected in the narrative style itself - a failed playwright, when Rudy needs to retell some of the more complex and important encounters of his life, he turns them into playlets in his narration, distancing himself from the fact that they happened to him. Not a classic, and a little bit aimless at times, but I found it worth the read.
Wednesday, 21 May 2014
Twitaceous Era 10: She's not some Jezebel
This week on my Twitter feed is mostly about me stalking celebrities. Actually I'm pretty sure it's them stalking me.
Finished watching Breaking Bad. Walter White is basically Evil MacGyver, isn't he?
5:16 PM - 15 May 2014
Well I don't remember taking a whole load of drugs tonight but apparently I must have done #intervaltweets
9:00 PM - 15 May 2014
If Jeeves and Wooster is closing in September, does that make the timing right for American Psycho to go to the Duke of York's?
4:01 PM - 16 May 2014
Finished watching Breaking Bad. Walter White is basically Evil MacGyver, isn't he?
5:16 PM - 15 May 2014
Well I don't remember taking a whole load of drugs tonight but apparently I must have done #intervaltweets
9:00 PM - 15 May 2014
If Jeeves and Wooster is closing in September, does that make the timing right for American Psycho to go to the Duke of York's?
4:01 PM - 16 May 2014
Wednesday, 14 May 2014
Twitaceous Era 9: There's no best bit
This week on my Twitter feed, witness the annual noise of the Eurovision Song Contest.
This bus driver looks like Bob from Twin Peaks. It's a disconcerting start to the day, I won't lie #damnfinecoffee
8:53 AM - 9 May 2014
The Gays: Before you get excited about Gary Lucy in The Full Monty, remember: It's backlit, you won't actually see anything.
RETWEET 1
10:29 AM - 9 May 2014
Don't mind me, I'll be in my bunk, thinking about Ben Foster playing Stanley in A Streetcar Named Scully.
RETWEET 1
10:47 AM - 9 May 2014
This bus driver looks like Bob from Twin Peaks. It's a disconcerting start to the day, I won't lie #damnfinecoffee
8:53 AM - 9 May 2014
The Gays: Before you get excited about Gary Lucy in The Full Monty, remember: It's backlit, you won't actually see anything.
RETWEET 1
10:29 AM - 9 May 2014
Don't mind me, I'll be in my bunk, thinking about Ben Foster playing Stanley in A Streetcar Named Scully.
RETWEET 1
10:47 AM - 9 May 2014
Tuesday, 13 May 2014
Book review: The Ocean at the End of the Lane
The latest all-ages Neil Gaiman book is The Ocean at the End of the Lane, a short fantasy with a dark side a little bit in the vein of Coraline (but without anywhere near as many sinister buttons, so my friend Vanessa needn't have a panic attack at it.) Instead it's a reminiscence of a boy's rural childhood, and a sequence of supernatural threats that are kicked off when the family's lodger commits suicide. The man's death attracts a presence from another realm, and when the boy accompanies a mystical local girl there to try and solve the problem, they only make it worse. There's a creepy au pair and, on the side of good, a trio of witchy women in Gaiman's recurring configuration of maiden, mother and crone. It's a simple enough story but, like the pond that hides an ocean, it opens up the possibility to contemplate greater depths.
Wednesday, 7 May 2014
Book review: The Dying Hours
This year's Mark Billingham thriller is a return to the Tom Thorne series, and The Dying Hours comes from a challenge from a couple of uniformed cops to Billingham: Namely to see how Thorne would handle being back in uniform. The detective's been threatened with demotion enough times for it to seem plausible that he'd piss his superiors off one time too many, so he's now back on patrol in South London.
Aside from the embarrassment this also means the experienced policeman's hunches are no longer taken as seriously, and when an unusual number of elderly people start committing suicide, his bosses don't believe that there's something else behind it. So Thorne has to call in some favours and try to fit in his own private investigation around night shifts in Lewisham. The unpredictable structure is one of the fun parts of Billingham's writing, and here the revelation of what's going on comes a lot earlier than might be expected, leaving time for a lot more twists and complications.
Aside from the embarrassment this also means the experienced policeman's hunches are no longer taken as seriously, and when an unusual number of elderly people start committing suicide, his bosses don't believe that there's something else behind it. So Thorne has to call in some favours and try to fit in his own private investigation around night shifts in Lewisham. The unpredictable structure is one of the fun parts of Billingham's writing, and here the revelation of what's going on comes a lot earlier than might be expected, leaving time for a lot more twists and complications.
Twitaceous Era 8: Certain hypothetical scenarios
This week on my Twitter feed, I find someone new to fixate on, which is always fun.
According to the countdown screen, the bus I'm waiting for is going backwards. Which wouldn't particularly surprise me.
FAVORITE 1
8:56 AM - 30 Apr 2014
Ooh, the RSC's Other Place shows are doing a couple of perfs at the Royal Court *skips the EV Crowe one*
5:41 PM - 30 Apr 2014
Hottest. Benedick. Ever. #intervaltweets
8:55 PM - 30 Apr 2014
According to the countdown screen, the bus I'm waiting for is going backwards. Which wouldn't particularly surprise me.
FAVORITE 1
8:56 AM - 30 Apr 2014
Ooh, the RSC's Other Place shows are doing a couple of perfs at the Royal Court *skips the EV Crowe one*
5:41 PM - 30 Apr 2014
Hottest. Benedick. Ever. #intervaltweets
8:55 PM - 30 Apr 2014
Wednesday, 30 April 2014
Twitaceous Era 7: You guys enjoy Dick
This week on my Twitter feed I'm all about sharing second-hand theatre news, like a Netto Baz.
Anna Carteret, Paul Chahidi, Ferdy Roberts in Shakespeare in Love, to distract from Tom Bateman's... existence.
10:37 AM - 23 Apr 2014
It does seem harsh to surround him with a cast like that when the furniture will out-charisma him anyway.
10:38 AM - 23 Apr 2014
I have received a communication from the Doge #suchmask #soVenice #wow
11:26 AM - 23 Apr 2014
Anna Carteret, Paul Chahidi, Ferdy Roberts in Shakespeare in Love, to distract from Tom Bateman's... existence.
10:37 AM - 23 Apr 2014
It does seem harsh to surround him with a cast like that when the furniture will out-charisma him anyway.
10:38 AM - 23 Apr 2014
I have received a communication from the Doge #suchmask #soVenice #wow
11:26 AM - 23 Apr 2014
Wednesday, 23 April 2014
Twitaceous Era 6: In their pants
Here's some stuff I rambled on about this week on my Twitter feed:
If there's a better song to start the day with than the Cagney and Lacey theme music then my name's Mary Beth.
FAVORITE 1
9:47 AM - 16 Apr 2014
Did someone say something about the pot calling the kettle a twat? #robertlindsay
12:31 AM - 17 Apr 2014
If Seth Numrich is thinking of becoming a London stage regular this is a move I can very much get behind.
RETWEET 1
1:46 PM - 17 Apr 2014
If there's a better song to start the day with than the Cagney and Lacey theme music then my name's Mary Beth.
FAVORITE 1
9:47 AM - 16 Apr 2014
Did someone say something about the pot calling the kettle a twat? #robertlindsay
12:31 AM - 17 Apr 2014
If Seth Numrich is thinking of becoming a London stage regular this is a move I can very much get behind.
RETWEET 1
1:46 PM - 17 Apr 2014
Tuesday, 22 April 2014
Book review: King Rat
One of China MiƩville's earlier urban fantasies, King Rat follows Saul who, following his father's murder which he gets falsely accused of, is sprung from jail by a supernatural figure calling himself King Rat. It turns out Saul is half-rat, and rat royalty at that, and his new home is in the sewers underneath London. The main plot focuses on the return of the animals' nemesis, the Pied Piper, and a half-rat half-human is a combination that could beat him once and for all. Reveling somewhat in the grossness of a human living as a rat, the book's entertaining at the start and has a strong ending, although it lost my interest in the middle - I think there were probably too many in-depth descriptions of jungle music tracks for me.
Wednesday, 16 April 2014
Twitaceous Era 5: Meat coma
This week on my Twitter feed, I'm at the Young Vic a lot so I'm tripping over hot actors everywhere I turn.
Fecal Attraction's changed its poster image to just the bunny. NOW WHERE COULD THEY HAVE GOT THAT IDEA FROM? http://partially-obstructed-view.blogspot.com/2014/03/theatre-review-fatal-attraction.html
9:59 AM - 9 Apr 2014
I'd demand a share of the profits but... #lol
10:00 AM - 9 Apr 2014
This sounds terrible. I MUST SEE IT AT ALL COSTS! http://www.landortheatre.co.uk/index.php/booking-office/musicals/zanna-dont-85/
1:07 PM - 9 Apr 2014
Fecal Attraction's changed its poster image to just the bunny. NOW WHERE COULD THEY HAVE GOT THAT IDEA FROM? http://partially-obstructed-view.blogspot.com/2014/03/theatre-review-fatal-attraction.html
9:59 AM - 9 Apr 2014
I'd demand a share of the profits but... #lol
10:00 AM - 9 Apr 2014
This sounds terrible. I MUST SEE IT AT ALL COSTS! http://www.landortheatre.co.uk/index.php/booking-office/musicals/zanna-dont-85/
1:07 PM - 9 Apr 2014
Wednesday, 9 April 2014
Twitaceous Era 4: Scottish king shag list
This week on my Twitter feed, more dark mutterings about crashing theatre websites, because we all know that's what gets the followers flooding in.
This church's "DEATH COULD NOT HOLD HIM IN HIS GRAVE!!!" poster is making me think less "Easter," more "vampire apocalypse."
RETWEET 1 FAVORITES 2
9:11 AM - 2 Apr 2014
Been watching Bates Motel. So far the maddest thing is there's a girl called Bradley, and NOBODY thinks that's weird.
FAVORITE 1
5:58 PM - 2 Apr 2014
"naked giant and the beanstalk" #bloghitsoftheweek Pretty sure even MY blog doesn't feature that.
10:21 AM - 3 Apr 2014
This church's "DEATH COULD NOT HOLD HIM IN HIS GRAVE!!!" poster is making me think less "Easter," more "vampire apocalypse."
RETWEET 1 FAVORITES 2
9:11 AM - 2 Apr 2014
Been watching Bates Motel. So far the maddest thing is there's a girl called Bradley, and NOBODY thinks that's weird.
FAVORITE 1
5:58 PM - 2 Apr 2014
"naked giant and the beanstalk" #bloghitsoftheweek Pretty sure even MY blog doesn't feature that.
10:21 AM - 3 Apr 2014
Monday, 7 April 2014
Book review: Cold Comfort
I got the first couple of Quentin Bates novels on a kindle special offer, and after Frozen Out a few months back I figured I'd also give Cold Comfort a go. This one sees the recently-promoted Gunnhildur investigate the murder of a famous-for-being-famous Icelandic celebrity. I didn't dislike it but I think this is where I part company with Bates' Icelandic mysteries. The trouble is I'm never the best with remembering character names, and in crime novels that can be awkward when there's a bit surprise appearance by X who's suddenly revealed to be the killer... and it takes me several pages to remember which one X is. So add to that foreign names that I can give no mnemonic association to, and the Icelandic tradition of patronymic surnames that makes everyone's names blur into each other, and I'm frequently too lost to end up caring much. Here I spent several pages thinking we'd had a nasty incestuous revelation about the murder victim and her brother, only to eventually realise we were dealing with one of her lovers and it hadn't all gone a bit Game of Thrones after all. I wasn't really getting enough from the story to make up for all that confusion, and Gunna herself is a bit of a bland central character so I can't see me revisiting the series.
Wednesday, 2 April 2014
Twitaceous Era 3: "Look who's Jewish!"
This week on my Twitter feed you won't find any April Fool tweets because I'm, like, above that sort of thing.
It took nearly 24 hours but I got my Streetcar Named Scully tickets. It had better be LITERALLY PERFECT after that farrago.
8:00 AM - 26 Mar 2014
Theatrical Spot: Felix Scott at the Old Vic. Also a Slitheen whose name I don't know.
8:54 PM - 26 Mar 2014
Also an usher warning a crisp-eater to finish before the show started. No, really, an usher somewhere did her job, I saw it happen.
8:56 PM - 26 Mar 2014
It took nearly 24 hours but I got my Streetcar Named Scully tickets. It had better be LITERALLY PERFECT after that farrago.
8:00 AM - 26 Mar 2014
Theatrical Spot: Felix Scott at the Old Vic. Also a Slitheen whose name I don't know.
8:54 PM - 26 Mar 2014
Also an usher warning a crisp-eater to finish before the show started. No, really, an usher somewhere did her job, I saw it happen.
8:56 PM - 26 Mar 2014
Wednesday, 26 March 2014
Twitaceous Era 2: A terrifyingly powerful farter
This week on my Twitter feed, booking tickets for A Streetcar Named Desire is a baffling ordeal.
Good People's "society's poorest playing Bingo in desperate hope of some extra cash" storyline is looking well timely right now.
FAVORITE 1
9:25 PM - 19 Mar 2014
Theatrical Spot: #heppletattoo in Soho.
6:51 PM - 20 Mar 2014
Glad to see Southwark Playhouse ditching the 8pm start times but interested to see how they'll coordinate opening both venues simultaneously
6:51 PM - 21 Mar 2014
Good People's "society's poorest playing Bingo in desperate hope of some extra cash" storyline is looking well timely right now.
FAVORITE 1
9:25 PM - 19 Mar 2014
Theatrical Spot: #heppletattoo in Soho.
6:51 PM - 20 Mar 2014
Glad to see Southwark Playhouse ditching the 8pm start times but interested to see how they'll coordinate opening both venues simultaneously
6:51 PM - 21 Mar 2014
Sunday, 23 March 2014
Book review: The Goldfinch
With Donna Tartt only writing about a book a decade, there's always quite a lot of fuss and expectation when the latest comes out. One way she avoids too much comparison with her much-loved debut is by going for a different genre every time - where The Secret History was a literate thriller, The Little Friend was a sort of Southern Gothic and now her third novel The Goldfinch is a personal odyssey for one young boy from Manhattan, who grew up not too badly off but spends his teens first among the very wealthy, then with a gambling-addicted father outside Las Vegas. The catalyst that sets his life in these directions is a terrorist attack at an art gallery, from which he salvages the titular painting. Not handing it in immediately, the longer he leaves it the bigger trouble he thinks he'll be in if he does, so the painting becomes a constant, secret companion.
In a way The Goldfinch is the story of Theo's life as told through the prism of the painting and his relationship with it - when it's out of sight, out of mind for a few years the story skips forward until it comes back into his life again. As well as this inanimate companion that's always there, Tartt creates a number of memorable characters that pass through his life, often returning to it when it seems like he should never meet them again. I can't say much more without giving too much away but if you're prepared for Tartt's often too-dense prose (Theo seems to spend several chapters walking through rubble at the start) it's a rewarding, moving experience and there's a couple of characters in here who feel classic already.
In a way The Goldfinch is the story of Theo's life as told through the prism of the painting and his relationship with it - when it's out of sight, out of mind for a few years the story skips forward until it comes back into his life again. As well as this inanimate companion that's always there, Tartt creates a number of memorable characters that pass through his life, often returning to it when it seems like he should never meet them again. I can't say much more without giving too much away but if you're prepared for Tartt's often too-dense prose (Theo seems to spend several chapters walking through rubble at the start) it's a rewarding, moving experience and there's a couple of characters in here who feel classic already.
Wednesday, 19 March 2014
Twitaceous Era
This week on my Twitter feed: Another anniversary, this time marked by a pornographic flower.
Coming back to my desk after a sunny lunch break is NOT made any easier now we're in a windowless room.
3:03 PM - 12 Mar 2014
Theatrical Spot: Nick Hendrix (clothed) in Notting Hill.
7:04 PM - 12 Mar 2014
Right, who left Audrey II's vagina in the middle of Canary Wharf? http://twitpic.com/dy71j5
3:01 PM - 13 Mar 2014
Coming back to my desk after a sunny lunch break is NOT made any easier now we're in a windowless room.
3:03 PM - 12 Mar 2014
Theatrical Spot: Nick Hendrix (clothed) in Notting Hill.
7:04 PM - 12 Mar 2014
Right, who left Audrey II's vagina in the middle of Canary Wharf? http://twitpic.com/dy71j5
3:01 PM - 13 Mar 2014
Wednesday, 12 March 2014
Dick Twittington 52: "buttonhole rose"
This week on my Twitter feed our department at work gets moved to, basically, a cupboard..
The evil corporate air conditioning is broken, I'm sweating like a 1970s DJ in a creche :(
3:40 PM - 5 Mar 2014
Theatre review: I Do http://partially-obstructed-view.blogspot.com/2014/03/theatre-review-i-do.html
10:55 AM - 6 Mar 2014
I used the phrase "lapel rose" in that review because "buttonhole rose" sounded like a euphemism for "anus."
11:00 AM - 6 Mar 2014
The evil corporate air conditioning is broken, I'm sweating like a 1970s DJ in a creche :(
3:40 PM - 5 Mar 2014
Theatre review: I Do http://partially-obstructed-view.blogspot.com/2014/03/theatre-review-i-do.html
10:55 AM - 6 Mar 2014
I used the phrase "lapel rose" in that review because "buttonhole rose" sounded like a euphemism for "anus."
11:00 AM - 6 Mar 2014
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