Twitaceous Era 34: Some undead pierrots

This week on my Twitter feed, buses start talking to me in the voices of Joanna Lumley and BRIAN BLESSED, but apparently this isn't a sign of psychosis.

I'm writing a disco musical about the Great British Bake-Off. It's called Here Lies Loaf.
10:15 AM - 29 Oct 2014

Sleb Spot: Oliver Chris definitely qualifies as my new stalker. (Phone wanted to correct to Oliver Cromwell. Which would be disconcerting.)
7:00 PM - 29 Oct 2014

Opera Spot (Spopera?) Bryn Terfel on a bike. (For when "Christ on a bike" is too enthusiastic for the circumstances.)
7:26 PM - 29 Oct 2014

I'm sure the same actors have been on The Lion King posters for decades. The guy playing Simba? His grandchildren are all dead of old age.
10:17 PM - 29 Oct 2014

My epic struggle: Trying to think of more than 3 sentences to write about Neville's Island.
10:43 PM - 29 Oct 2014

There's someone in the Evening Standard described as an "ideapreneur" and now I have to go do some murders.
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4:42 PM - 30 Oct 2014

It's nearly November and I'm sitting by the Thames at 6:30pm with no jacket on. But no, sure, climate change totally isn't a thing.
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6:29 PM - 30 Oct 2014

@emslj Joanna Lumley or BRIAN BLESSED? They were taking turns on my bus.
6:33 PM - 30 Oct 2014

They only built this place so Garnon could molest people in the expensive seats for a change, didn't they? #intervaltweets
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9:12 PM - 30 Oct 2014

Greg Rutherford advertising shavers for Movember takes on a different significance when you know he uses it on his pubes.
12:59 PM - 31 Oct 2014

Grand Guignol seems to have successfully scared Vanessa. It's not even meant to be scary, but this is a woman afraid of chocolate buttons.
10:01 PM - 31 Oct 2014

I have two "AAAH HA HA I get all the malapropisms I'm clever" laughers next to me :( #intervaltweets
9:07 PM - 1 Nov 2014

That Jake Gyllenhaal Nightcrawler film looks shit. He doesn't have a tail and he's not even blue!
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8:12 PM - 2 Nov 2014

I'd complain about all the people still in Hallowe'en costumes but it's mostly boys with their nipples out, so.
8:23 PM - 2 Nov 2014

Nipples aren't scary! Although it's November so you might be able to cut someone with them if you get them out in the street.
8:25 PM - 2 Nov 2014

Stop Press! Some undead pierrots are now fighting each other at the bus stop #Brixton
8:26 PM - 2 Nov 2014

Does Usagi Yojimbo have a cast yet? I don't know if I want to see it and that'll probably be the decider.
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12:23 PM - 3 Nov 2014

Also, the last thing I need is more new theatres on my radar, but... Greek Tragedy staged in treacle? http://www.theyardtheatre.co.uk/event/stink-foot/ …
12:26 PM - 3 Nov 2014

To be fair I'm often mistaken for a goddess of victory. Or a pair of trainers. pic.twitter.com/LRn6WMFa6x
9:17 PM - 3 Nov 2014

Oh NOW I remember who he was in Game of Thrones. I fancied him in that too. Then he died, obviously. #straightthroughnointervaltweets
9:29 PM - 4 Nov 2014