Dick Twittington 23: Reader, I married it

This week on my Twitter feed, I eat a cake then watch some other people baking them on telly.

I'm on the back seat of the top deck*, I must be young & foolhardy! #sevenagesofbus *because that's all that was available
9:01 AM - 14 Aug 13

I don't know who had this keyboard before me but they were a messy eater *shakes out enough crumbs to make a new sandwich*
12:29 PM - 14 Aug 13

Today the work canteen had an almond pithivier. It was basically a pastry with a cake in it. Reader, I married it.
2:58 PM - 14 Aug 13

@merseytart It's part of the trade-off for selling your soul to the Evil Corporate MachineTM.
3:38 PM - 14 Aug 13

One of the Hot Boys In Suits looks like a cuter, less sinister-looking Leo Bill. For some reason this works for me.
5:15 PM - 14 Aug 13

"Tonight's performance of Liola is cancelled." Blimey, given it's fully understudied & hardly a technical nightmare, wonder what went wrong?
7:08 PM - 14 Aug 13

@nathanaelkent ah fair enough, at least it's not something horrible like a death. Or a Sicilian blarney shortage.
7:12 PM - 14 Aug 13

O HAI, rosy-cheeked Shed barman!
7:39 PM - 14 Aug 13

I am, apparently, Da Man. An expression that was DEFINITELY coined to describe someone who successfully emails a PDF to someone else.
12:24 PM - 15 Aug 13

About half the people who read my review of Home also clicked on the link in it mentioning Toby Wharton in his pants #iknowmyaudience
3:41 PM - 15 Aug 13

Now I've been called a superman for finding some cables. I think people here are spotting my awesomeness at last. Or prone to exaggeration.
1:16 PM - 16 Aug 13

Yes! I've finally spotted Stratford-upon-Avon's most unfortunately-named rowboat! #Ophelia
11:42 AM - 17 Aug 13

@revstan seconding your demand for a Propeller Titus.
11:24 AM - 18 Aug 13

@revstan starring Chris Myles as the pie.
11:28 AM - 18 Aug 13

It's been a weekend of bumping into people I know near theatres. Given the people I know, I'm surprised that isn't EVERY weekend.
2:24 PM - 18 Aug 13

Prince William wants to be a hands-on dad. *insert obligatory Yewtree reference*
7:02 PM - 19 Aug 13

So... Possibly the best thing I've seen all year is only getting 9 public performances. Hardly seems fair.
9:08 PM - 19 Aug 13

Highly recommended, if you can get to it that is - Theatre review: Armstrong's War http://partially-obstructed-view.blogspot.com/2013/08/theatre-review-armstrongs-war.html
10:49 AM - 20 Aug 13

ITV's doing a Saturday night show where minor celebrities do dancing. Where DO they get their ideas?
7:35 PM - 20 Aug 13

Howard making an early play to be this year's Brendan I see #gbbo
8:09 PM - 20 Aug 13

MARY BERRY FACE OF DISAPPROVAL KLAXON! #gbbo
8:13 PM - 20 Aug 13

"Silver-grey bear." Camera crash-zooms into Paul Hollywood #gbbo #subtle
8:45 PM - 20 Aug 13